What's your favorite kind of poop?

I like hot squishy poop that you know will take forever to wipe because it's so darned gooey! I also like hard turd balls because it feels so nice coming out.

What do you like? Long poo? Short poo? Fat log poo? Corn? Discolored? Diarrhea?

Discuss!

I have no affinity for scat.

ghost poop - the type you dont have to wipe you butt afterwards

I have a great sense of personal satisfaction when I have those giant thick, long, logs of poop. They always make me feel so much better, but also have a tendency to take less time to clean.

I however, HATE "assplosions" where you have this gut-wrenching pain that won't go away until you evacuate your bowels. It's usually pretty watery, and comes out very quickly, accompanied by lots of gas. It also usually burns a bit afterward, so I have to wipe quickly.

I like the poo from my bfs butt when I buttfuck him. It makes for a great lube. Then I smear it on my chest and he licks it off.

>>5
Gross! Get the fuck outta here, you fucking queer!

>>3
Yeppers, that's the best.  I call it the "dry shit".

i like the fat log, makes me feel much lighter.

>>3
Definitely this. I heard eating more fiber makes for more of these kinds of poops, haven't tried that myself though.

>>9
Look: either you're a troll or you're completely ignorant. /discussion

>>10
Look: either you keep copy pasting insults from somewhere else or you have OCD

>>10
What? How is that a troll? If the whole bit about consuming fiber is a falsity, then I apologize. It's just something I heard across the way, I'm not a dietitian. Also, no need for the rude response.