What's your favorite kind of poop?

I like hot squishy poop that you know will take forever to wipe because it's so darned gooey! I also like hard turd balls because it feels so nice coming out.

What do you like? Long poo? Short poo? Fat log poo? Corn? Discolored? Diarrhea?

Discuss!

ghost poop - the type you dont have to wipe you butt afterwards