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if i was dear leader the bill of rights

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 10:34

1 there will be a 4% tax on everything bought and sold in this union

2 all education primary secondary university or trade shall be free to every citizen

3 all advancements in science and health shall be applied at all hospitals in this union to all citizens for free

4 no substance shall be banned in this union

5 the police shall have no right to enter a citizens home except when life is in danger

6 all citizens of this union shall be required to own an assault rifle(age permitting)... have basic training of weapons and be required to defend their village if necessary

7 there shall never be instituted a central bank of any sort in this union all debts shall be paid in a precious metal coin which ratification debate of this document shall provide

8 anyone who does business within this union whether labor or free selling and buying shall be considered a citizen of this union and have all the rights written here

9 all citizens shall have the right to protest and overthrow the government by force if and when there is corruption

10 all citizens charged with a crime shall face an open court and shall only be convicted by an open majority of 10 citizens

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 10:36

Got my vote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 10:44

7 there shall never be instituted a central bank of any sort in this union all debts shall be paid in a precious metal coin which ratification debate of this document shall provide
Fuck yes, you've got my vote as well.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 11:35

>>1
Those are the worst laws ever, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 11:42

>>4
Fuck you.

>>1
1 there will be a 4% tax on everything bought and sold in this union
Does this mean no more IRS and the income tax? FUCK YEAH!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 13:05

>>1
11 As a nation, we shall respect the rights, beliefs, politics and freedoms of other nations, even if they are contrary to our own.

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 13:14

metric jury?  tut tut.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 17:54

>>5
Does this mean no more IRS and the income tax? FUCK YEAH!
No, it just means everything is 8% more expensive than before.
Whether or not there are other taxes is not specified in this.

>>1
4 no substance shall be banned in this union
Thanks for the non-scented ammonia and bleach, OP, it makes mustard gas much more effective when people don't know to run away.

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