I just pinched off a fatty loaf

There was a rough texture to one section, it scratched the walls of my asshole as it slid out.

Discuss.

Gross! NO THANK YOU

Never understood the desire to spend time reading while shitting. I'm in and out, washed and gone. Is it lazy bowels or what? I literally couldn't read anything in the time I take to defecate. And then what, you'd have to put your reading material on the toilet floor to wipe yourself. Fine if you keep a spotless toilet but if not, wow. Nup, the whole thing is crook. So you're sitting there and what...clenching to slow the process? Fuck I don't even wanna know. But you're just happy to sit there in a confined space reading and shitting. And even on the odd occasion that I might not have the standard quick run, it's still nothing like a couple of pages worth. And if there were a slow down to my regularity that fact alone would be my mind's priority. So if nothing else I think I'll never buy a second hand game because some people obviously think it's quite ok to take game manuals to read while they shit.

>>3
I have bought plenty of used games with manuals.

Jackson 5 GET

>>1
Sounds hot, tell us more.

>>3
You probably have a high fiber diet, drink plenty of water and don't eat garbage, that's why you have an actually functioning digestive system.

Most people don't do these things and so it takes them quite a while to do anything in regard to voiding their bowels.

Good job on not being a retard not poisoning yourself, man, it's rarer than you think.

>>4
You probably have a high fiber diet, too

>>7
I tried eating plenty of fiber once. Sent my bowels to hell. It didn't know whether it was constipated or had diarrhea.

I used to be a reasonably fast shitter but since I've gotten this annoying pile nothing seems to go my way anymore.