I just pinched off a fatty loaf

There was a rough texture to one section, it scratched the walls of my asshole as it slid out.

Discuss.

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You probably have a high fiber diet, drink plenty of water and don't eat garbage, that's why you have an actually functioning digestive system.

Most people don't do these things and so it takes them quite a while to do anything in regard to voiding their bowels.

Good job on not being a retard not poisoning yourself, man, it's rarer than you think.