ITT we talk like angry conservatives

It's so simple your grandmother could do it!!! You just have to be IMPASSIONED and emphasize random WORDS in capital letters whilst using gratuitous punctuation!! Because you are most likely old and OUT OF TOUCH, your personal insults should be thoroughly tame but delivered with the excitement of somebody getting somebody else's goat good, unless your some kind of bonehead!!!

What an conservative?

>>2
OP really means cranky stupid selfish douche from the US, the kind who leave those retarded political comments at news sites and youtube and email you awful FW:FW:FW: shit all the time.  The real conservative who isn't insane is simply one who says, "take 'er slowly and careful" and "don't fix it if it ain't broke".

>>3
But those don't exist on the internet, so

Jackson 5 GET

Jackson 5 GET

>>3
Hey I watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and am in my first year of college studying political science and also arts so I'm well informed on how conservatives act! OK!?

>>7
That was a very good impression of a cranky stupid selfish douche from the US rudely lashing out with derisive mockery.

>>8
Now you listen here, jerkface.