ITT we talk like angry conservatives

It's so simple your grandmother could do it!!! You just have to be IMPASSIONED and emphasize random WORDS in capital letters whilst using gratuitous punctuation!! Because you are most likely old and OUT OF TOUCH, your personal insults should be thoroughly tame but delivered with the excitement of somebody getting somebody else's goat good, unless your some kind of bonehead!!!

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OP really means cranky stupid selfish douche from the US, the kind who leave those retarded political comments at news sites and youtube and email you awful FW:FW:FW: shit all the time.  The real conservative who isn't insane is simply one who says, "take 'er slowly and careful" and "don't fix it if it ain't broke".