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The Church of Homo-ality

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 13:02


Only the "sexuals" will gain entrance to heaven, and of those, there are only three: Heterosexuals, homosexuals and bisexuals.

The "philes" are unholy, filthy, blasphemous sinners. The male rectum, on the other hand, God has approved of.

There is no such thing as a "homophile", and never was - it is a lie that the philes spread to discredit our holy race.

A true and righteous homosexual stays clean of philistic worship. If he in any way, shape or form are connected to philistic worship, he is not a true homosexual, and falls from grace.

To connect homosexuality itself to philistic worship is outright blasphemy - a crime against all that is holy. Jihad will of course follow. (We will invade churches, have sex on the altar in front of women and children, and will arrest even the pope.)

As Gods chosen people, we are peaceloving, reasonable and meek.

God loves us. Nowhere in the bible is God quoted to have said that people should kill us, or that we are abominations. (Not in the sections that apply anyway.) We are gods chosen people. The destruction of Sodom never happened.

God approves of gay marriage. His servants should join us by the power invested in them by God, even if the servant himself is a heretic and don't believe in homo-ality.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 14:39

Cool story, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 15:04

Jesus is not only the son of God. He is in fact God himself, incarnate, and he loves every sinner, intimately. Yes, Jesus was soo gay, and came down on earth to have anal sex with us because he found men to be so irresistably hot.

...so anything that Jesus says, directly overrules anything God might have said in the past, especially about gays.

God is Jesus' bitch.

God sucks Jesus' cock all day long, and he loves it.

Join homo-ality today! All gay people already have.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 15:17

This thread is very queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 15:26

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 15:51

Church of homo-ality, eh?

You're automatically gay if you go to church!

*rim shot* *rim job*

Name: RedCream 2010-04-15 17:43

TEH HOMOCHURCH

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 17:49

>>1
The "philes" are unholy, filthy, [and] blasphemous
Does this include japanophiles? I hope so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 23:42

>>8
DJapco? Why have you gone anon?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 1:32

>>9
I'm not DJapco! everyone doesn't have to be a weeaboo,you know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 1:50

>>10
No, no. DJapco hated weeaboos, he wasn't one himself (though, it could be argued that he was in denial). Your shtick is awfully familiar. You sure you're not DJapco?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 2:40

>>11
Your post is nonsensical. please fix your errors and try again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 4:02

>>12
Your hate is nonsensical. Please mend the error of your ways and try again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 12:19

>>13
It makes plenty of sense to hate japan. to obsess over any country is unhealthy, japan in particular is even worse due to the abominations they make (like their cartoons for retards, including the sick rape cartoons).

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 13:08

>>14
What you're saying is a bit bigoted and xenophobic. Maybe some "weeaboos" have a moderate liking towards Japanese things and culture, but don't make it the everything in their lives? I know someone who is interested in Japan and its culture and learning some of the language, but also at the same time is learning German and visiting Germany and other European countries. I personally don't see anything wrong with that.

Do some take it do an extreme? Sure. Is it bad when taken to an extreme? Absolutely.

The "sick rape cartoons" that is produced are enjoyed by a minority in that country as well. Are you saying that blanket generalizations should be made upon a geographic area based on a minority? Seems a bit harsh, don't you think?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 13:19

>>15
but don't make it the everything in their lives?
What!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 14:06

>>15
Japan, Germany...

Jeepers, is he plotting something!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 22:12

sex with childsren...-_-..mmm mmm gooooodz. ~cardinal.

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