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The Church of Homo-ality

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 13:02


Only the "sexuals" will gain entrance to heaven, and of those, there are only three: Heterosexuals, homosexuals and bisexuals.

The "philes" are unholy, filthy, blasphemous sinners. The male rectum, on the other hand, God has approved of.

There is no such thing as a "homophile", and never was - it is a lie that the philes spread to discredit our holy race.

A true and righteous homosexual stays clean of philistic worship. If he in any way, shape or form are connected to philistic worship, he is not a true homosexual, and falls from grace.

To connect homosexuality itself to philistic worship is outright blasphemy - a crime against all that is holy. Jihad will of course follow. (We will invade churches, have sex on the altar in front of women and children, and will arrest even the pope.)

As Gods chosen people, we are peaceloving, reasonable and meek.

God loves us. Nowhere in the bible is God quoted to have said that people should kill us, or that we are abominations. (Not in the sections that apply anyway.) We are gods chosen people. The destruction of Sodom never happened.

God approves of gay marriage. His servants should join us by the power invested in them by God, even if the servant himself is a heretic and don't believe in homo-ality.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 2:40

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