I FOUND KIMMO ALM'S RESUME!
1
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 9:50
It's on his official site kimmoa.se but not linked to from the main page. I haxed it like an anus:
http://www.kimmoa.se/CV.html I lol'd heartily. Not your typical CV that's for sure.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 9:53
>>1
Jeepers
! This looks like the type of thing FailCheese would like.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 9:58
Kimmo Alm is FULL OF COCKS
FACT.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 11:25
lol
dongs
5
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 12:33
Jackson 5 GET
6
Name:
RedCream
2010-04-15 18:02
It's fairly obvious that KIMMO ALM has tasted man-ass.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-15 22:13
Jackson 5 GET
8
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-16 0:36
CLIT BONER
9
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-16 8:47
>>6
I think the reason you find it fairly obvious is because your man-ass is now clean. :3
:/
10
Name:
RedCream
2010-04-16 8:51
>>9
Now, I was wondering how that ass of mine got so lickety-spitting clean!
11
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-16 9:36
>>10
Cream don't talk that way! People may begin to think second thoughts that you may be an queer!
12
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-16 10:03
RedCream the Queer.
13
Name:
!AWEsomEEEE
2010-04-17 3:54
Okay, this is pretty lulz.
14
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-17 22:49
15
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-21 9:56
lulzonus
16
Name:
RedCream
2010-04-21 19:12
>>11
Just because it may have happened without my noticing it, doesn't mean I'm queer. I may have been anesthetized, for instance.
KIMMO ALM's lust for "manus" has the definite chance of giving rise to deceitful, essentially criminal acts of sexual exploitation.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2010-04-21 21:50
18
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 10:44
Has anyone managed to talk to kimmo face to face?
19
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-01 11:40
>>18
KIMMO ALM doesn't interact face-to-face. He prefers face-to-anus.
20
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 13:07
21
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 13:47
>>16
mean I'm queer
I'm queer
Glad you decided to finally come out RedCum.
22
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 15:11
>>21
Hey pal, how about you OPTIMIZE your posts?
Try this instead:
mean I'm queer[o]
I'm queer[o]
[/o] [/o]
Which looks like this:
mean I'm queer
I'm queer
23
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 15:14
>mean I'm queer (put a space after the > like you would normally)
>I'm queer
(forgot to not put a space after the > in my example, but you should get what I mean anyhow).
24
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 15:22
Shitting up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
BBCODE FAILURES
25
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 15:38
>>22,23
You are the most incompetent bbcode user in history. You can't even understand the syntax, much less the semantics. Do not presume to give anyone advice on it.
26
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 18:15
>>22-24
all that shit sounds very complicated, i prefer not to
optimize
27
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 18:26
>>25
You are the most incompetent bbcode user in history.
I imagined you berating him and I felt kinda bad for him. :(
28
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 18:46
>>24
[i] [o] I AM A BBCODE MASTER, FAGGOT!!! [/i]
>>26
proof?
>>26
All you have to do is this:
like
this
>>27
Don't feel bad, I am
much better than BBCode than him.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 18:58
Shameful!
Terrible!
30
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-01 20:08
Shitting up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
BBCODE FAILURES
CODE FAILURES
FAILURES
FAIL
[b] FAIL[b]
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31
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-01 22:51
>>29
* >
Shameful!
terrible
32
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-02 0:00
>>30
[b] FAIL[b]
OMFG THE [o][b][u]BBCODE[/o]
[/u] [b/] FAILURE IS SPREADING HELP!!! AM I STILL ANY GOOD AT
[u] [b] [o] BBCODE??[o/[
[b] [u] /
33
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-02 2:18
>>32
How the fucking fuck did I fuck that up? I sense that KIMMO ALM is somehow responsible. Fucker.
34
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-02 2:19
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35
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-02 4:08
>>34
/b/ is the perfect place for imageboard scum such as yourself.
http://boards.4chan.org/b/
36
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-02 12:10
>>35
No fucksauce, I textualize imagery, which is sufficiently different from images.
37
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-02 12:58
>>36
Listen here, glans-polisher. He meant the content, not the form.
38
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-02 15:13
>>37
Look here whippersnapper, show respect for your elders!
39
Name:
!CraftRKqq2
2010-05-02 15:40
>>35
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40
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-02 16:45
>>39
What are you an queer!
41
Name:
RedCream
2010-05-02 19:53
>>37
See here, mouther-of-all-cocks, what was meant was the signifier, at the root of all meaning.