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I FOUND KIMMO ALM'S RESUME!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 9:50

It's on his official site kimmoa.se but not linked to from the main page. I haxed it like an anus: http://www.kimmoa.se/CV.html I lol'd heartily. Not your typical CV that's for sure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 9:53

>>1
Jeepers! This looks like the type of thing FailCheese would like.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 9:58

Kimmo Alm is FULL OF COCKS
FACT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 11:25

lol
dongs

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 12:33

Jackson 5 GET

Name: RedCream 2010-04-15 18:02

It's fairly obvious that KIMMO ALM has tasted man-ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 22:13



    Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 0:36

CLIT BONER

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 8:47

>>6
I think the reason you find it fairly obvious is because your man-ass is now clean. :3

:/

Name: RedCream 2010-04-16 8:51

>>9
Now, I was wondering how that ass of mine got so lickety-spitting clean!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 9:36

>>10
Cream don't talk that way! People may begin to think second thoughts that you may be an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 10:03

RedCream the Queer.

Name: !AWEsomEEEE 2010-04-17 3:54

Okay, this is pretty lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 22:49

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:56

lulzonus

Name: RedCream 2010-04-21 19:12

>>11
Just because it may have happened without my noticing it, doesn't mean I'm queer.  I may have been anesthetized, for instance.

KIMMO ALM's lust for "manus" has the definite chance of giving rise to deceitful, essentially criminal acts of sexual exploitation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 21:50

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 10:44

Has anyone managed to talk to kimmo face to face?

Name: RedCream 2010-05-01 11:40

>>18
KIMMO ALM doesn't interact face-to-face.  He prefers face-to-anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 13:07

>>19
Calm down, Cream!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 13:47

>>16
mean I'm queer
I'm queer
Glad you decided to finally come out RedCum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 15:11

>>21
Hey pal, how about you OPTIMIZE your posts?

Try this instead:
mean I'm queer[o]
I'm queer[o]
[/o][/o]

Which looks like this:
mean I'm queer
I'm queer

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 15:14

>mean I'm queer (put a space after the > like you would normally)
>I'm queer


(forgot to not put a space after the > in my example, but you should get what I mean anyhow).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 15:22

Shitting up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
BBCODE FAILURES

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 15:38

>>22,23
You are the most incompetent bbcode user in history.  You can't even understand the syntax, much less the semantics.  Do not presume to give anyone advice on it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 18:15

>>22-24
all that shit sounds very complicated, i prefer not to optimize

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 18:26

>>25
You are the most incompetent bbcode user in history.
I imagined you berating him and I felt kinda bad for him. :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 18:46

>>24
[i][o]I AM A BBCODE MASTER, FAGGOT!!![/i]

>>26
proof?

>>26
All you have to do is this:
like
this


>>27
Don't feel bad, I am much better than BBCode than him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 18:58

Shameful!
Terrible!

Name: RedCream 2010-05-01 20:08

Shitting up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
up the thread with BBCODE FAILURES
BBCODE FAILURES
CODE FAILURES
FAILURES
FAIL
[b]FAIL[b]
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 22:51


>>29

* > Shameful!
terrible

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 0:00

>>30
[b]FAIL[b]
OMFG THE [o][b][u]BBCODE[/o][/u][b/] FAILURE IS SPREADING HELP!!! AM I STILL ANY GOOD AT [u][b][o]BBCODE??[o/[[b][u]/

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 2:18

>>32
How the fucking fuck did I fuck that up?  I sense that KIMMO ALM is somehow responsible.  Fucker.

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 2:19


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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 4:08

>>34
/b/ is the perfect place for imageboard scum such as yourself. http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 12:10

>>35
No fucksauce, I textualize imagery, which is sufficiently different from images.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 12:58

>>36
Listen here, glans-polisher. He meant the content, not the form.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 15:13

>>37
Look here whippersnapper, show respect for your elders!

Name: !CraftRKqq2 2010-05-02 15:40

>>35
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 16:45

>>39
What are you an queer!

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 19:53

>>37
See here, mouther-of-all-cocks, what was meant was the signifier, at the root of all meaning.

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