I FOUND KIMMO ALM'S RESUME!

It's on his official site kimmoa.se but not linked to from the main page. I haxed it like an anus: http://www.kimmoa.se/CV.html I lol'd heartily. Not your typical CV that's for sure.

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Just because it may have happened without my noticing it, doesn't mean I'm queer.  I may have been anesthetized, for instance.

KIMMO ALM's lust for "manus" has the definite chance of giving rise to deceitful, essentially criminal acts of sexual exploitation.