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Origins of Easter

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:56

The Babylonian Origins of Easter (Ishtar)

'Easter is a day that is honoured by nearly all of contemporary Christianity and is used to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The holiday often involves a church service at sunrise, a feast which includes an "Easter Ham", decorated eggs and stories about rabbits.

Those who love truth learn to ask questions, and many questions must be asked regarding the holiday of Easter. Is it truly the day when Jesus arose from the dead? Where did all of the strange customs come from?'

Every year, on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox, a celebration was made.

It was Ishtar´s Sunday and was celebrated with rabbits, eggs, and orgies.

Ishtar also proclaimed that because Tammuz was killed by a pig, that a pig must be eaten on that Sunday.

By now, the readers of this tract should have made the connection that paganism has infiltrated the contemporary "Christian" churches, and further study indicates that this paganism came in by way of the Roman Catholic System.

The truth is that Easter has nothing whatsoever to do with the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:58

>>1
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:29

>>2
lead by example.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:34

>>3
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:43

>>4
Please, do cuntinyou. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:22

>>5
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:37

>>6
What about foreplay?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:38

>>7
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:46

>>8
you insistent on fucking me...what if I have HIV or something, will you fuck me then too?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:46

>>9
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:52

>>10
wow, doesn't matter to you? Nice! Well then, just to let you know, I have scabies and ants in my bed...hope you won't mind (seeings you don't even mind HIV)

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:52

>>11
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:53

：／

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:54

ファック・ユー！！！

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:57

>>14
Fuck you.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 5:27

>>15
Breakin the law, breakin the law!!!

>B->

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 5:50

There are many forms of war; attrition being one of them.

Give your bot nothing to eat and he remains idol.

Name: Fuck you. 2010-04-06 6:02

>>17

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:05

then again, I could just continue doing more of the same just to annoy everyone to death and everyone will end up leaving /lounge/ cause of too much troll activity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:06

>>19
Fuck you.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:14

So, in other words, Easter is just another Pagan holiday dressed up in christian drama.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:15

HEY GUYS i WANTED TO POST A NEW THREAD BUT SHITCHAN SAYS PLEASE POST THREADS LESS OFTEN. BUT I HADN'T POSTED ONE IN WHILES. WTF? NOW I HAVE TO POST MY THREAD IN HERE:

Title: Decline in poverty

Body: Where?

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:18

>>22
That's cause everyone else is posting too many threads, that's why you don't get to.

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Also, where's our orgies? Bring back our orgies, Please!?!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:22

HEY GUYS i WANTED TO POST A NEW THREAD BUT SHITCHAN SAYS PLEASE POST THREADS LESS OFTEN. BUT I HADN'T POSTED ONE IN WHILES. WTF? NOW I HAVE TO POST MY THREAD IN HERE:

Title: Decline in poverty

Body: Where?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 10:32

>>22,24

Wait a few minutes, or post in a different browser, that usually works for me

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2010-04-06 10:51

>>22,24
（　≖‿≖）

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 12:17

>>26
yeah...I see what he did thar too.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 13:16

>>27
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 13:22

>>24
any slution i have the same fucking problem and its not for minutes its for 30 minutes for fucking gods sake!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 13:25

Just don't post anything for five minutes. That includes comments. Then you can make a thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 13:45

>>30
thank you bro!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:49

>>35
No problem dudester!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:55

butt
sex

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:56

lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:56

>>32
Thanks for the hot buttsex last night bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:57

>>32
well thanks man from the future!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 16:02

>>35
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 3:22

>>37
Are you saying you're not!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 3:33

>>38
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 8:50

>>39
after you, civilian.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 9:22

>>40
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 20:06

>>38
Of course I'm not!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 5:05

>>42
You are what you eat. :}

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 6:27

>>43
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 15:57

>>43
What do I eat sir!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 17:25

>>45
You call me an anus, you lick me every day, you are what you eat.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 21:05

>>46
What! I've never called you a anus! That's jerkface activity and I wouldn't do that!

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 3:53

>>47
how can I take your word for it on an Anonymous board. Surely you jest.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 4:16

>>48
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 4:16

>>48
Well, I don't know! But I've never called you a anus before! I'm sure of it!

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 6:37

>>50
lies, anonymous lies. Therefore, whatever anonymous states as truth, the contradistinction is true.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 7:55

>>51
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 2:36

>>52
so what you're telling me is you would like me to...

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 3:12

>>53
Fuck you.

And no, I'm not continuing your phrase.
Note it starts with capital letter.

Name: :/ 2010-04-10 5:24

so what you are saying is you'd prefer a capital...

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 5:36

>>55
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 6:07

>>56
..straight up your rectal cavity causing massive internal bleeding while you scream the same.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 7:45

>>57
get on irc fgt

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 9:11

Same with Christmas. Many heathen religions celebrated new years around the time we celebrate christmas, it was so much easier to get people to convert to christianity if they didn't have to abandon tradition. The date of christs death had been filled in as sort of an afterthought by the romans for the same reason.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 15:52

>>59
but see, that's where religion got it right!

They listened to other people, integrated others beliefs in with their own, and BOOM, global conglomerate!

If you can integrate other people's beliefs, you make for an open-minded individual who can adapt and meet the needs of many. You make yourself a valuable commodity for others to buy stock in.

Hence why the church is so fucking rich!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 18:39

>>60
I know, right. One wonders why Church never gets friendzoned though. I do pretty much emulate it in every way concievable and what do I get? Asspoundings in prison.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 19:17

>>58
The correct spelling is "faggot".  You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 21:07

>>62
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 21:47

>>62
YEAH!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 0:42

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 5:22

>>62
get on IRC faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 19:04

>>66
What network and channel?
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