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Origins of Easter

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:56

The Babylonian Origins of Easter (Ishtar)

'Easter is a day that is honoured by nearly all of contemporary Christianity and is used to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The holiday often involves a church service at sunrise, a feast which includes an "Easter Ham", decorated eggs and stories about rabbits.

Those who love truth learn to ask questions, and many questions must be asked regarding the holiday of Easter. Is it truly the day when Jesus arose from the dead? Where did all of the strange customs come from?'

Every year, on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox, a celebration was made.

It was Ishtar´s Sunday and was celebrated with rabbits, eggs, and orgies.

Ishtar also proclaimed that because Tammuz was killed by a pig, that a pig must be eaten on that Sunday.

By now, the readers of this tract should have made the connection that paganism has infiltrated the contemporary "Christian" churches, and further study indicates that this paganism came in by way of the Roman Catholic System.

The truth is that Easter has nothing whatsoever to do with the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:34

>>3
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:43

>>4
Please, do cuntinyou. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:22

>>5
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:37

>>6
What about foreplay?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:38

>>7
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:46

>>8
you insistent on fucking me...what if I have HIV or something, will you fuck me then too?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:46

>>9
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:52

>>10
wow, doesn't matter to you? Nice! Well then, just to let you know, I have scabies and ants in my bed...hope you won't mind (seeings you don't even mind HIV)

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:52

>>11
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:53

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:54

ファック・ユー!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:57

>>14
Fuck you.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 5:27

>>15
Breakin the law, breakin the law!!!

>B->

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 5:50

There are many forms of war; attrition being one of them.

Give your bot nothing to eat and he remains idol.

Name: Fuck you. 2010-04-06 6:02

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:05

then again, I could just continue doing more of the same just to annoy everyone to death and everyone will end up leaving /lounge/ cause of too much troll activity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:06

>>19
Fuck you.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:14

So, in other words, Easter is just another Pagan holiday dressed up in christian drama.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 15:57

>>43
What do I eat sir!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 21:05

>>46
What! I've never called you a anus! That's jerkface activity and I wouldn't do that!

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 3:53

>>47
how can I take your word for it on an Anonymous board. Surely you jest.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 4:16

>>48
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 4:16

>>48
Well, I don't know! But I've never called you a anus before! I'm sure of it!

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 6:37

>>50
lies, anonymous lies. Therefore, whatever anonymous states as truth, the contradistinction is true.

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