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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 0:04

Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 0:31

I think the only way to combat this menace is to begin using a specific insult, much like anus with milkribs, he'll slowly go insane and begin to look at himself in the mirror and think of that insult.

This is when we have won.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 0:35

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 1:48

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:39

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:41

You guise made a thread just for me? I'm honored that you'd dedicate so much of your time and efforts into little old me! Thank you so very much! I'm touched by your generosity and your gratitude for all we've shared.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:49

>>6
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:29

>>7
after you.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:34

>>8
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:42

>>9
repetition breeds excellence. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:11

:V

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:38

>>11

imitation is the greatest form of flattery. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:39

>>12
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:44

>>13
You waited up for me too? You're so nice, here I'll let you go down on me tonight.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:46

>>14
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:50

>>15
if you keep it up like that, you'll get blue balls. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:52

>>16
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:55

Found a way around your bot.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 4:55

>>18
Buck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 7:40

I was wondering what the next annoying caricature with a name would be after milkribs got bricksocked IRL. I guess that a ditzy, passive aggressive girl is the next logical step after the over-eager, clueless nerd. Unfortunately, like milkribs, this one is too exaggerated to be fully believable. Personally I remain untrolled by both these namefags.

To tell you the truth, I've found that the best way to troll /lounge/ is to spam old /b/ memes like "listen here jerkface" or "jackson 5 GET" or "Facesitting of Moses" or "jeepers" in a thread. Any one of these memes has the potential to derail any thread. Just for future reference for any budding youn trolls on /lounge/.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:02

>>20
>>to tell you the truth
implying you weren't already.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:04

>>21
No, that was never implied. In fact, you'd have to be an idiot to infer that. All it implies is that I'm letting you in on a secret. The secret of how to troll /lounge/ in a effective manner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:06

>>21
Fuck you.

Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:16

>>22
implying you've been holding out on us this whole time.

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Name: :/ 2010-04-06 8:17

I rather like this new bot, it's kinda like a little puppy dog following and mimicking my movements. Kinda cute in its own binary way.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 13:33

>>25
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:11

>>20
I've found that the best way to troll /lounge/ is to spam old /b/ memes like "listen here jerkface"
"listen here jerkface"

That isn't a /b/ meme. We've gone over this already.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 15:31

>>21,24
implying
Back to the imageboards, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 3:23

>>28
lead the way, mon capiton!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 3:33

>>29
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 8:06

>>27
Take your lies and subterfuge Back to /b/, please.

Name: :/ 2010-04-07 8:08

>>27
Listen here jerkface IS a /b/ meme. Methinks you are trolling us...

Name: :/ 2010-04-07 8:46

>>32
oh shit...did I just become a meme?
MIND = BLOWN

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 9:27

>>32-33
Same person.
Anus.

Name: :/ 2010-04-07 10:18

>>34
Well duh.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 10:22

>>35
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 11:31

>>35
You are a terrible person

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 16:27

>>37
i concur sir i concur >>35
is a terrible person as >>36

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 20:03

>>31-32
Once again, we've gone over this. If anything, it's a 4-ch meme.

>>34
More like >>31-33 same person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 21:10

>>29
Why would I lead the way? I've long since made world4ch my home. I'm staying here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 21:26

>>40
so what you are saying is that someone should willingly do what you are not willing to yourself?

>>40 *sniff sniff* reeks of hypocrisy.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 21:30

>>41
Not really, because I don't post IMAGEBOARD QUALITY content on world4ch being that such is undesirable here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 4:58

>>42
speak for yourself since that is what you are doing anyway.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 6:27

>>43
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 7:41

>>44
I'd love to, but you're such a prude.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 8:06

>>45
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 11:46

>>46
Are you under 14? I like 'em young and fresh!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 11:50

>>47
Wow, hold it there Kodak!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 15:50

>>47
Are you an pedo!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 15:52

>>43
You know, for a troll you aren't very good at it. If you made some kind of attempt at trolling decently you may be somewhat entertaining to read.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 17:23

Look how much you guise are doing for me, talking about me behind my back, creating scripts to ignore me, imitating me by using my moniker, this is fucking awesome!

Keep up the good works!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 17:40

>>51
talking about me behind my back
How can someone talk about you behind your back on an internet forum? Are you here every second of your life or something?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 21:57

Jeepers, try to be civil here alright?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 23:26

>>53
Well this new anus is causing quite the stir on /lounge/. If he keeps this up, we may have to brush off the dust of the /lounge/ wiki to include an article about him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 2:52

>>54
It's about time the /lounge/ wiki was revived. It's unfortunate that this anus is so much less interesting than the last, however.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 2:55

>>55
Yeah true. Last time I suggested reviving the /lounge/ wiki, it was when DJapco was posting, but he didn't stay long enough to infuriate /lounge/ to make an article about him or include him in the Milkrib article.

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 3:28

>>52
exactly. I'm not here all the time. I show up later, read what you DID write, ergo, you are talking about me behind my back (when I'm not here).

Also, thanks for the bump, I am now number 1 in this board.

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Name: :/ 2010-04-09 3:33

>>40
You're right, don't lead the way. I have planned and intend to make world4ch my home as well. I'm also staying here.

If you want me to go somewhere else, lead by example and go somewhere else.

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Name: :/ 2010-04-09 3:33

>>37
Don't hate me. I'm just a messenger.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 3:35

>>59
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 3:46

>>58
Well, fine by me. As long as you don't bring in any of that IMAGEBOARD QUALITY crap in here than it's cool. I don't either. Lead by example, right?

Name: :/ 2010-04-09 6:46

>>61
You're not leading anything. I'm leading the way by providing quality imageboard material to non-imageboards all over world4ch. Believe it or not, the imagination is much more powerful than visual/spatial perception.

Also, what are you calling crap, you no talent, copypasta weasel?

And telling me to lead by example? You're basically telling me to be a conformist in a non-conformist community. You want conformity, get off world4ch and go play IRL cause you won't get it here. This is where ego plays its hand and you my friend are going to find things getting much more fun around here...you see, I've invited my friends to party here...and they are looking forward to showing everyone here...a good time.

Also, not your personal army, cause I don't have to follow you into jack shit!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 7:55

>>62
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 13:09

>>62
Sorry. You are not qualified to participate on these boards, as you have naught the understanding of the culture of this place. Cast off your imageboard taint, and become taint-less. Then, you will be welcomed with open arms. Until then, you have much to learn in the ways of satori.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 17:53

>>64
so you think you are so uppity you can talk down to me? How "enlightening" is that? Why thank you kind sir for your generous helping of telling me that I am in the wrong and to change myself when you are unwilling to do the same. Not very satori at all, if you ask a monk. 

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 22:09

>>65
To achieve a higher plane of existence, one must forfeit the distracting and unproductive elements that plague his soul. Then, at which point he is received the blessings of ENLIGHTENMENT

Name: :/ 2010-04-10 2:28

>>66
Are you high?
"Forfeit"?
What the fuck is your problem? You want me to neglect, ignore, abandon which leads to forgetting the distracting and unproductive elements that plague my soul just so they can re-emerge behind my back since it is a natural product of the human condition?

Bitch! I ought to slap you in the face! Know what? You do what you are telling me to do and let me know how that lifestyle works out for ya!

You are now aware that you are human.
You are now aware that you don't know fully what that means to you.
You are now aware that by these first two awareness that I am also aware that this is what I know about myself.

When you can understand that adults can only be such if they realize they will always be children, then you will come to the awareness that no one is right, no one is wrong, we are stranded on a fucking deserted spec of dust in a fucking vacuum cleaner so what the fuck does it really matter what I do? I'm going to do what I'm going to do and there isn't a god-damned thing you or anyone else can do about it, you can only be there to clean up the fucking mess should I neglect that task.

It's up to the one's that know to take responsibility, that you know the path to enlightenment is then your duty to fulfill it for and within yourself just as I intend on doing with myself with what I know (knowing that I don't know everything).

I'm not your living proving ground. Treat me like that again and I'm going to give you a lesson in horrendous mind-fucking agony the likes of which God has never even imagined.

Not your personal army.
Lead by example.
To thine own self be true.
Know thyself.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 2:44

>>67
There is much hate and seething in your soul, elements of the low frequency that channel in the most of barbaric behavior, buried deep within consciousness and subconsciousness. A neutralization and eventual removal of these elements that plague the lost soul is brought on by altruism, moral order, and understanding that all life is transient.

That being said, even the tiniest life forms have an affect on the fundamentals of the inner-workings and fundamental functions of the universe and the entire whole of reality. What you are, is everything else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 3:24

let me stick my beef in your taco

Name: :/ 2010-04-10 5:13

>>68
I'm glad you feel that way...because that feeling of that way was transmitted from whom? XD AHAHAHAHHA!!!

You done trolled yourself, son! Good job!!! :3

So that's your angle, enlightenment for the elitist, and segregation for the humble student.

Yes, I see now, allow me to bow before your all ineffable grace, your highness, so that I may be redeemed in your eyes.

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Name: :/ 2010-04-10 5:18

>>68
I am Baphomet,
god of the Templars,
advocate of the damned and guide of the souls through the underworld.
In the ancient mystery cults, a priest worshiped me as Abraxas,
As drawn as goats who unites aspects of the darkness and light in one single godly image;

but in truth I am a substance imprisoned, the world-creating spirit who moves in the realms of the shapes.
For between my horns is a torch alight as symbol of the spirituality which allows itself to be perceived as light, for I am the bringer of light though the darkness belongs to my nature.
And so I bring to mankind the hidden knowledge when I appear in their minds as a field of energy, and they sense my thoughts and believe that they are their own: For I have no physical form, but I am just a point of light moving in their brains.

You too have just visualized me as an image, for I am the seed called insight by you, which leads the soul back to it's own origins.
Through me you encounter who you really are, and through me you lose yourself in the one whom you encircle in ever new images.
So I am the godly spirit, who has materialized himself in order to show you how you can form ideas from energies and then, from these, substance.
And now you arise in me out of the force of totality as a spark of god, projected into space and time.
For it is I who creates you through feeling you because you are a part of that which is I, for I am anything which is.

Only when I have completely penetrated you, is all the longing of the flesh assuaged.
Then you will become like god and recognize good and evil.
But understand that I am more than just the part which touches you here, and you are more than just the the part which
you encapsulate, for our symbol is the phoenix, the symbol of rejuvenation, the legendary Egyptian eagle of the skies
with red and golden plumage, who burns in its nest of myrrh and rises ever new from its own ashes.

The final answer to all questions are you yourself, in the innermost eye which conceals itself from you, because it itself is the seeing, for I am the symbol of the spirit which recognizes itself which looks itself in the eye and of a glance recognizes itself in its own eye and of the shadow which conceals itself in light.
In the recognition of the recognized, beyond understanding, mankind knows, without knowing, that he knows.

For now he knows why he cannot know, but because he knows this, he knows--and is silent!
Only in silence is there nothing more which could be expressed in words, and it is no longer a matter of the images behind the
truth, but of the truth behind the images and that throws the one who recognizes back upon himself: upon the truth
behind the mask behind which is image of the recognition hides!

For I am nothing because I am all! For being everything I need
not be anything else, for I am NOW; the all-encompassing, all-penetrating, all-illuminating “I myself!”

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Name: :/ 2010-04-10 5:23

>>69
If I let you do that, then I'd have to sell you for a cheap price to every customer that drove by...now what kind of guy would that make me if I allowed that and did that to you?

self-respect, man, goes a long way.

How does self-respect work? Simple. If you allow to be done to yourself that which you would not want done to yourself because you would not wish to do it to another, you are endorsing the action and are just as guilty as the perpetrator of disrespect. It is your duty as a human being to put a stop to another person's disrespect of you and themselves in order to maintain your self-respect. Without self-respect, you remain an empty hollow shell of a human being devoid of form and understanding. You will become completely and utterly empty...just as you will become post-life. That is nirvana.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-10 5:37

>>72
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 5:32

>>73
..and you, and you, and you, and you, and you!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 5:39

>>70
Shameful. You still have the long road ahead of you it would appear.

>>71
Your heart's in the right place, but something is missing. Something that is delaying you from achieving total ENLIGHTENMENT. I bid you good will in your quest towards that goal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 14:47

>>75
...to one who has not yet traveled it...yes...it would appear so.

...if you haven't realized yet, that something that is missing is self. Knowing thyself and all that is must reveal thyself in some way.

Uh, thank you, uh thank you.
Self-Awareness-chan to the rescue!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 15:00

>>76
Fuck you.

Name: Anonyous 2010-04-11 16:42

... just seeing if :/ will result in a FUCK YOU posta ..

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-11 18:52

>>76
to one who has not yet traveled it...yes...it would appear so.
At least you are aware of that. Most disciples are not.
...if you haven't realized yet, that something that is missing is self. Knowing thyself and all that is must reveal thyself in some way.
That's part of it. As I've previously mentioned, your heart's in the right place, but you're not quite there yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-12 3:15

>>79
1. That's because most people can't see past themselves.

2. That's because I'm not dead yet, smart ass! Life is learning, always during the times we are alive! Learn when we dream, learn when we wake, learn when we eat, learn when we speak, learn when we listen, learn the distinctions between the unique things in life, and learn to practice contradistinctions through axioms to exceed maxims to learn the reasons and purposes to do so afterwords. Death is graduation from life and learning because now it's up to my parts to succeed me...they will have all the tools I have used through habit and muscle-memory.

What? You think I just fell off the turnip truck? Please!
And if you assume I'm being arrogant, actually, I'm advocating your possibility to do for yourself to serve others in your own life. But is it my problem if you don't want to see it like that? Should it be my problem? Are you going to make it my problem, cause if you are I've got a solution that will bring you all the women you would ever want and all the money you'll ever need, just $1,995.95 shipping and handling. I accept all major credit cards. Supplies are limited. Get your miracle kit today! :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-12 3:22

>>80
Still dipping in the low frequency noise. But you're improving by the day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 0:00

>>81
It's the natural course of action when you choose to rebel against the rebel and choose to acquiesce to the father.
What did you expect would happen?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 23:12

Maxim
-an expression of a general truth or principle

Axiom
-a universally accepted principle or rule.

Paradox
-a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.

Maxim (what you know is sane) using axioms (seemingly insane) to bring you new experiences which then become a maxim (integration of insanity and sanity as one; your new sanity)

What's the problem?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 0:09

>>83
Are you talking to yourself again?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 0:25

>>84
I'm talking to everyone, including myself...or are you trying to say that's impossible?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 0:27

>>85
Oh okay. 'Cause you didn't cite a post, that's why I was asking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 0:38

>>86
I've always talked to myself, through conversation and prayer. God is always there to hear me, even if he isn't always paying attention. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 4:38

People with severed connection (corpus callosum) between their two brain halves essentially have two separate brains, and therefore can self-communicate externally but not internally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 4:58

>>88
Apparently that is the way the human brain functioned for the first few centuries of humanity's existence. People theorize that taking magic mushrooms is what melded the two halves into the interdependent pair we have today. LOOK IT UP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 5:53

>>88
"...These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these hallucinogenics, and...

[Second voice]
...Yes, we are an ape with a symbiotic relationship to a mushroom, and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things...

[First voice again]
...And one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well...

[Second voice again]
...They have brought us to this point, and as we make our relationship to them conscious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..."

MUDVAYNE; L.D. 50; MONOLITH

srsly guise, please come up with something original.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 15:23

>>90
srsly guise
* Seriously, guys

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 3:48

>>91
^_^' srsly, you make us regular humans look great, thanks. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 3:55

>>92
srsly
* Seriously

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 4:54

Sigh. Trolls trolling trolls etc...

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 8:41

>>94
Sigh. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls etc, etc, et al, ad infinitum, se' lavi, que sera sera, in nomine dei nostri satanas luciferi excelsi, in nomeni patri et fili spiritus sancti!

*Lucifer rises up behind you, God in front of you; God asks you the question, you hear Lucifer pleading your case for you to God. God asks, "Is this true?"*

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