Poop assault

I'm chillin' and maxin' and taking a shit, and then I flush the toilet, and then it happens. The water level begins rising, and I can see my shit wiggling vigorously down there. The toilet is clogged. The poop is happily approaching my buttcheeks and I can do nothing about it. I only look down between my legs into the brown doom as it nears me. It's almost there. Oh god, it's going to smear me. Finally, moments before the shitty armada would touch my butt, the water stops rising. The flushing is done and my anus is safe from intruders. Thanks god.

I'm chillin' and maxin'
Back to /b/, please

>>2
Excuse me? That doesn't seem to be a /b/ "meme".

>>3
It's from that "bel-air copypasta" which was spammed non-stop since around 2005 or so. Not sure if OP's post itself is copypasta though. It most likely is.

copypasta
[i]Back to /b/, please[i/]

>>4
>>2
Who let this kid in here? 4chan is 18+ only.

>>6
Are you a kid? Also, this is world4ch.

>>5
Oh being that this is world4ch I should have said ``kopipe'' instead.

This story is going into the new Mormon bible installments

>>6

>>2,4
Learn to quote properly.

>>8
kopipe
[faggot quotes]
Back to /b/, please.

>>11
Actually that's more of a /prog/ thing.

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>>13
Yes, you certainly do.