Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 0:34
I'm chillin' and maxin' and taking a shit, and then I flush the toilet, and then it happens. The water level begins rising, and I can see my shit wiggling vigorously down there. The toilet is clogged. The poop is happily approaching my buttcheeks and I can do nothing about it. I only look down between my legs into the brown doom as it nears me. It's almost there. Oh god, it's going to smear me. Finally, moments before the shitty armada would touch my butt, the water stops rising. The flushing is done and my anus is safe from intruders. Thanks god.