fart in a jar

Is it possible to fart in a jar and seal it, then release it from its confinement an hour later to enjoy that rotten goodness again?

^{I DON'T THINK} _SO

>>2
Why not?

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?
    (Question submitted by Bigdude)

    It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:
    Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

    Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was in it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

    Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

    For those of you who are interested in professional-grade fart collecting, you need to know that *Suarez et al. (1998) reported that hydrogen sulfide and other sulfur-containing (odor-causing) fart gases "rapidly reacted with glass, some plastics, and rubber, but were stable in polypropylene..." so choose your containers with care.

Intestinal Gas Containment no Densetsu

You should fart in the jar, drop a burning match inside, seal it up, and see how long the match burns.

I think you would have more success if you shat in a jar

>>4
I smell a nobel prize!

Jar farting? I admit my role!

 ,.──'`````'──.,
(\'─.,_____,.─'/)
 \\─.,_____,.─//    One full gallon
 │\\         //│    of the most delicious
 │ \\  ___  // │    anal fouling
 │  '─[___]─'  │    known to man or beast;
 │ ┌─┌─┐┌─┐─┬─ │    how will you sample
 │ ├─├─┤├┬┘ │  │    such a delicacy?
 │ │ │ ││ \ │  │
 `'-.,_____,.-''

>>10
┌──────┐
│　 Attack.　　　│
│　 Magic　┌─┴────┐
│☞Item 　 │☞Fart Enema│
│　 Flee 　 └─┬────┘
└──────┘

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┌──────────────┐
│　 Attack.　　　      │
│　 Magic  　┌─────┴─────┐
│►Item 　  │►Fart Enema│
│　 Flee 　  └─────┬─────┘
└──────────────┘

Curtainly not!

Who among you is fit to select the Fart Enema?

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