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\\─.,_____,.─// One full gallon
│\\ //│ of the most delicious
│ \\ ___ // │ anal fouling
│ '─[___]─' │ known to man or beast;
│ ┌─┌─┐┌─┐─┬─ │ how will you sample
│ ├─├─┤├┬┘ │ │ such a delicacy?
│ │ │ ││ \ │ │
`'-.,_____,.-''