/lounge/ - Looking in the shops

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 1:56

OK, sometimes you like to look in the shops, the places where objects are sold. Some places have workers come up to you without you asking for them. It's because they think you're black.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 2:15

sometimes you like to look in the shops
Jeepers, I am neither a woman or a fag, so I actually don't. Also if anybody suspects you of being black then you must look like, and therefore be, a nigger. Back to /b/, please. Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 2:24

>>2
Oh, you don't purchase goods, don't you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 8:41

>>3

I believe he is referring to the ancient art of Masculine Shopping

It is understood that this art has been around since the very dawn of commerce and marketplaces. The Male would compose a mental shopping list of groceries whilst banging his claimed Woman and would commence buying them the next day. The Man would simply walk up to counters and stalls, grab handfuls of the produce he desired, fling cash at the stall owner and move on without pausing until his shopping was completed.

Women on the other hand spend several hours at each stall, probing each product in a runaround attempt at deciding to buy the thing or not. Behaviour is usually described as repetitive and erratic until the Woman inevitably purchases everything she was looking at. This minimal brain power is linked to the Woman's smaller and inferior brain and has been proven by Science.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:10

>>4
This is a widely believed myth that was proven untrue by modern science. It may surprise you but men are the ones who take the longest in the shop, followed by women in second place.
The other myth I'd care to dispel is the ridiculous claim that women have inferior brains but this is such an archaic, uninformed opinion that you must be trolling. No I will NOT be trolled, Mr. Troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:14

Hmm, I just don't know...what do you think honey?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:19

>>4
The Man would simply walk up to counters and stalls, grab handfuls of the produce he desired, fling cash at the stall owner and move on without pausing until his shopping was completed.
LOL, that's bullshit. Men take almost twice as long to finish dithering inside stores, it's been proven; I think there's a mythbusters episode on it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:21

>>7
Twice as long as when compared to women I mean, sorry for not being clear, I'm a little tired.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:23

Yeah, because they're only there to hit on women amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 9:32

>>9
If you were in front of me right now I'd break your fucking nose. I don't care if you are a man, woman or fucking single celled amoeba. If all you can do is insult men, I suggest you fuck off and die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 16:28

Imagine that you are a man in a hardware store. You are also curious about what stuff you can buy these days. So you look at everything they have, as you know that you will discover stuff that you did not know about. Perhaps you find a drill that has torque sensing to protect the bit and screws from damage. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 16:32

>>10
Jeepers, mister! You need to listen to some great classical music and relax!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 17:02

>>2
^* African American

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 18:36

>>12
BRAHMS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 22:40

>>10
wtf are you as hard as i am!?

Looking in the shops

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15 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 22:40