Looking in the shops

OK, sometimes you like to look in the shops, the places where objects are sold.  Some places have workers come up to you without you asking for them.  It's because they think you're black.

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I believe he is referring to the ancient art of Masculine Shopping

It is understood that this art has been around since the very dawn of commerce and marketplaces. The Male would compose a mental shopping list of groceries whilst banging his claimed Woman and would commence buying them the next day. The Man would simply walk up to counters and stalls, grab handfuls of the produce he desired, fling cash at the stall owner and move on without pausing until his shopping was completed.

Women on the other hand spend several hours at each stall, probing each product in a runaround attempt at deciding to buy the thing or not. Behaviour is usually described as repetitive and erratic until the Woman inevitably purchases everything she was looking at. This minimal brain power is linked to the Woman's smaller and inferior brain and has been proven by Science.