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BREAKING NEWS: TERRY NO LONGER CAPTAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 17:22

It was 100% the correct decision.

The job of England Captain is different to other jobs where you can fuck the mother of your best friend's child and then abort the evidence.

Apparently he lives right next door to the mansion Wayne Bridge left her for her to look after his kid and Terry was going there to "console" her.

This is only a small part of what Terry has been up to as well.

~ Vile behaviour infront of 9-11 victims
~ Pissing in night clubs
~ Shagging underage autograph hunters
~ string of extra-martital affairs (with a few porn stars thrown in).
~ Charging for personal tours around Chelsea
~ Selling the executive England seats he gets for gratis for £4000/match

His dad is a drug dealer and his mum shoplifts. It's just too much shit.

And how is he meant to turn around to Wayne Bridge in a match and say "pull your thumb out wayne!"? Wayne Bridge would smash him in the face.

Frank Lampard should be captain imo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 20:13

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:17

>>2
Typical pikey response.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:19

>>3
see
>>2

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:21

What anime is this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:23

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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:35

>>4>>7>>8
same virgin!!!1!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:36

>>7,8
Why should >>2 get to be the arbiter of threads?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:36

>>10
Listen here, you little genital detective

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 1:29

he looks like kevin spacey a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 1:41

he banged a team mates ex gf or ex wife...... whats the big deal? "EX"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 3:44

>>14
It's England, dude. They are stupid people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 5:26

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 5:38

>>16
Thread titled "ATTENTION NEWFAGS"
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 6:15

Chelsea, wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His dad deals coke
His mum fucks scouse
He'll shag your missus in your house

Mrs bridge is going down, going down, going down,
Mrs bridge is going down, on John Terry
Take his cock both back and front, back and front, back and front
Likes it in her arse and cunt, from John Terry

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 6:22

>>17
see
>>16

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 6:25


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