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BREAKING NEWS: TERRY NO LONGER CAPTAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 17:22

It was 100% the correct decision.

The job of England Captain is different to other jobs where you can fuck the mother of your best friend's child and then abort the evidence.

Apparently he lives right next door to the mansion Wayne Bridge left her for her to look after his kid and Terry was going there to "console" her.

This is only a small part of what Terry has been up to as well.

~ Vile behaviour infront of 9-11 victims
~ Pissing in night clubs
~ Shagging underage autograph hunters
~ string of extra-martital affairs (with a few porn stars thrown in).
~ Charging for personal tours around Chelsea
~ Selling the executive England seats he gets for gratis for £4000/match

His dad is a drug dealer and his mum shoplifts. It's just too much shit.

And how is he meant to turn around to Wayne Bridge in a match and say "pull your thumb out wayne!"? Wayne Bridge would smash him in the face.

Frank Lampard should be captain imo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 20:13

fail. GTFO

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