/lounge/ - I pulled a muscle while taking a shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 23:38

This morning I must have pulled a muscle in my back. I thought it was just a cramp but it still hurts even tonight. When it first happened I could hardly breathe, every breath was excrutiating. Normally just a bad story, but it was made hillarious to me by how I did it. I was finishing taking the browns to the Super bowl and went to get up and some how got a stabbing pain in my back. I'm still not really sure how I managed to do that I have a ton of practice with shiting. You would think I could pull it off with out injuring myself but...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 0:18

My brother used to be afraid that he would poop out his own butt muscle. Did you check the toilet bowl for anything muscular? Maybe this is what happened to you.

Name: RedCream 2010-01-27 1:07

Knoweth thee that an anus be called a "turd cutter", anon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 4:54

I am watching this thread.

Name: skaraflame 2010-01-27 5:07

I threw up my own stomach lining once if that helps

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 12:31

at least you didn't damage a vein inside your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 15:38

Man, I wish Milkribs was here for this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:19

>>5
WTF, how in the hell did you manage to do that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 18:05

Looks like the pooper...

stuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 20:27

I can't breathe you fuckers. O lawd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:17

>>10
Then how can you be alive? Are you the Highlander!?

Admit your role!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:35

>>11
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 23:26

I think he may have actually somehow punctured a lung while taking a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 12:14

>>7
Okay, I laughed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 19:18

Kids these days, think they're invincible. You have to pace your shits

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 23:29

My biggest fear was that something in the toilet like a creature would shove it's arm up my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 7:09

I was always over exuberant when it came to taking shits. I couldn't wait for nature to take it's course, I wanted that sweet offload right now! I over worked the bowl muscle and out came a slight pile with it. Now every time I shit I'm cursed with the presence of the same pile. The annoying thing is, the sensation of the pile sticking out my anus resembles that of a shit poking out so I'm never entirely sure whether I'm on the verge of satisfaction or only making my pile problem worse. Eventually I have to pull out just in case but I'm often left with quite a bit of shit still in my stomach, leading to discomfort.

Name: Suigin !fKazami5bE 2010-01-29 9:06

my biggest fear is that a spider or some nasty bug is hiding in the bowl and bites my ass when im taking a shit

I pulled a muscle while taking a shit

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 23:38

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 0:18

3 Name: RedCream 2010-01-27 1:07

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 4:54

5 Name: skaraflame 2010-01-27 5:07

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 12:31

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 15:38

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:19

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 18:05

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 20:27

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:17

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:35

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 23:26

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 12:14

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 19:18

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 23:29

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 7:09

18 Name: Suigin !fKazami5bE 2010-01-29 9:06