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I pulled a muscle while taking a shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 23:38

This morning I must have pulled a muscle in my back. I thought it was just a cramp but it still hurts even tonight. When it first happened I could hardly breathe, every breath was excrutiating. Normally just a bad story, but it was made hillarious to me by how I did it. I was finishing taking the browns to the Super bowl and went to get up and some how got a stabbing pain in my back. I'm still not really sure how I managed to do that I have a ton of practice with shiting. You would think I could pull it off with out injuring myself but...

Name: skaraflame 2010-01-27 5:07

I threw up my own stomach lining once if that helps

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