I want to read of a time that you tried to be funny, but failed miserably, staining you with a shame that has lasted all these years.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 1:04
I didn't really feel that bad, but one time my friends were joking about Disney characters they would fuck (apparently that Aladdin princess was responsible for many a sexual awakening). I was trying to think of one, and randomly blurted out "Alice in Wonderland." It was met by a few seconds of awkward silence and "No that's disgusting" before moving on. I blame 4chan for that one
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Though I'm not really sure why I said Alice in Wonderland. Probably because it was one of the only Disney movie I actually liked when I was a kid
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Anonymous2009-11-29 5:25
Alice is a cute blonde, reasonably bright and not a fatso. Even renowned comic artist Wally Wood drew her as hot screw in the 1970s.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 5:26
>>2
Interesting that I never watched the Disney cartoon nor anything, but always imagined Alice from book to be super attractive. Proof why Disney ruins everything.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 6:39
>>5
Are you implying that in the film version she is not? Looks are subjective of course, however in the classic film she looks quite attractive. If the film version of Alice in Wonderland were a much more modern Disney production then I'd probably share that sentiment.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 7:03
>>6
Seems that I misunderstood what is film and what is cartoon. In any case I watched none, so it doesn't play a major role. I tried searching Google images for "Alice in Wonderland", gotta say I imagined her the other way. Googling by the Japanese title gives some pretty results though.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 8:15
She's meant to be five years old guys.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 10:29
>>7 Googling by the Japanese title gives some pretty results though
Not me, but in tenth grade, some kid wrote "Happy Hitler Day" on the board for Hitler's birthday. The teacher walked in, saw it, and got really pissed.
Good thing it was just the European history teacher though, and not the Jewish "History of Genocide" teacher
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Anonymous2009-12-02 8:05
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>"History of Genocide"
Jesus Christ, this is the kind of rubbish our kids are being indoctrinated with these days?
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Anonymous2009-12-02 9:53
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It was an elective, rather than a required class. I don't remember the real name, but it mostly covered the Holocaust and Armenian, Rwandan, and Bosnian genocides. Still better than a lot of the shit that passed as classes (i.e. Study of Popular Music, in which people brought in their favorite music to listen to and then write about)