your failed attempts at humour

I want to read of a time that you tried to be funny, but failed miserably, staining you with a shame that has lasted all these years.

Not me, but in tenth grade, some kid wrote "Happy Hitler Day" on the board for Hitler's birthday.  The teacher walked in, saw it, and got really pissed.

Good thing it was just the European history teacher though, and not the Jewish "History of Genocide" teacher