your failed attempts at humour

I want to read of a time that you tried to be funny, but failed miserably, staining you with a shame that has lasted all these years.

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Are you implying that in the film version she is not? Looks are subjective of course, however in the classic film she looks quite attractive. If the film version of Alice in Wonderland were a much more modern Disney production then I'd probably share that sentiment.