opticians guide to face types

When you purchase eyeglasses, you may hear about how you have a "face type" and that your glasses should suit your face type.  These are the face types, though in the store, you would be told other names:

box face:  face like a fuckin' box
egg face:  egg-shaped face, oriented vertically
horse face:  long-ass face, head like a banana.
fat face:  fat fuckin' face.
pointy face:  like those pointy-faced japanese cartoon faces
giant forehead face:  face with massive cranial abnormality
shovel jaw face:  jawbone of an ass

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C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:35: error: a function call cannot appear in a constant-expression

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:36: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:36: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:36: error: template argument 2 is invalid

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:36: error: expected unqualified-id before '{' token

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:39: error: `>>' should be `> >' within a nested template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp: In member function `block<block<B, I>, insn<c, 1> > block<B, I>::operator,(const insn<c, 1>&)':
C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:40: error: `>>' should be `> >' within a nested template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp: At global scope:

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:50: error: `>>' should be `> >' within a nested template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp: In member function `block<block<void, void>, insn<c, 1> > block<void, void>::operator,(const insn<c, 1>&)':
C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:50: error: `>>' should be `> >' within a nested template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp: At global scope:

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:59: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:59: error: template argument 1 is invalid

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:59: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:59: error: template argument 2 is invalid

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:75: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:75: error: template argument 1 is invalid

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:75: error: missing `>' to terminate the template argument list

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:75: error: template argument 2 is invalid

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:161: error: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `static_assert' with no type

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:161: error: expected `;' before '(' token

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:170: error: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `static_assert' with no type

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:170: error: expected `;' before '(' token

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp: In function `int main()':
C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:187: error: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `prog' with no type

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:188: error: expected `)' before "BFCODE"

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:189: error: cannot convert `block<void, void>' to `int' in initialization

C:\Dev-Cpp\projects\bfpp.cpp:190: error: `prog' cannot be used as a function