opticians guide to face types

When you purchase eyeglasses, you may hear about how you have a "face type" and that your glasses should suit your face type.  These are the face types, though in the store, you would be told other names:

box face:  face like a fuckin' box
egg face:  egg-shaped face, oriented vertically
horse face:  long-ass face, head like a banana.
fat face:  fat fuckin' face.
pointy face:  like those pointy-faced japanese cartoon faces
giant forehead face:  face with massive cranial abnormality
shovel jaw face:  jawbone of an ass