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Why I've Never Had A Girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 18:39

I'm not allowed to ask a girl out. If I do I'll get charged with stalking or harassment. I can't EVEN look at a woman. I don't think I'm that ugly and I see women with fat and ugly guys all the time so what could it be? It's because God is with me and they know it. Nobody has to go through what I go through.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 18:48

it's no secret WE reward sinful men with many women and punish the just men just for looking at one. Why? Because We Are Hypocrites!

Name: ANGRY ALEX 2009-10-13 19:12

I really would like a damn explanation why people judge me so damn much. The ONLY explanation is I emit a spiritual aura that causes people to become jealous. I treat people kindly, I attend Mass every Sunday, I confess every venial sin I remember almost weekly to a priest, I rarely speak in public, I let people walk all over me, I revolve my life around other people's opinions. BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 20:49

It's not whether you had a girlfriend that counts..  it's whether you *will* ever have a girlfriend that matters..

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 21:07

Given the chance, would you want to date/ have a relationship with a woman who was just like you, except she's a woman?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 21:18

>>5
That would make an interesting thread, unlike this one, which is full of crazy people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 21:47

>>1-3
Did you copy these from a schizophrenic support forum or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 15:56

>>1-7 samefag. Anyway, there are some people out there that everyone including me all hate and plot against. It's not in their heads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 16:17

>>8
Stop it with the "samefag" crap. The majority doesn't want IDs.

Name: Prowler 2009-10-16 16:23

Walking through the city, looking oh so pretty,
I've just got to find my way.
See the ladies flashing. All there legs and lashes.
I've just got to find my way.

Well you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide.
What you seeing girl?
Can't you believe that feeling, can't you believe it,
Can't you believe your eyes?
It's the real thing girl.

Got me feeling myself and reeling around,
Got me talking but feel like walking around.
Got me feeling myself and reeling a...
Got me talking but nothing's with me...
Got me feeling myself and reeling around.

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