Why I've Never Had A Girlfriend

I'm not allowed to ask a girl out. If I do I'll get charged with stalking or harassment. I can't EVEN look at a woman. I don't think I'm that ugly and I see women with fat and ugly guys all the time so what could it be? It's because God is with me and they know it. Nobody has to go through what I go through.

Given the chance, would you want to date/ have a relationship with a woman who was just like you, except she's a woman?