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Outhouses

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 1:04

I sometimes wonder whether an outhouse would be better than a modern bathroom.  I imagine there'd be less grime, what with it being made out of wood instead of linoleum.  Your water bill would be cheaper, and it would never back up.  On the other hand, taking a shit in the middle of winter wouldn't be too fun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 1:14

I live in the city, so I imagine that mine would have to be shared with my neighbours and  I don't think that would turn out too good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 1:23

BUT THE FLIES, MAN!  THINK OF THE FLIES!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 1:23

>>1
On the other hand, taking a shit in the middle of winter wouldn't be too fun.

It would certainly help one to really wake up in the morning! In that case.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 2:09

Which newspaper is best to wipe your ass with?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 4:12

It really depends. Once I have seen a beautiful 42-year-old woman that I would gladly put my penis into. On the other hand, there are many wasted, twentish whores that I wouldn't look at lustfully.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 4:34

>>5
The Sun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 22:24

OP here.  Ironically, I just went to take a piss and when I flushed the toilet it began to back up.  So I fiddled around with the stuff inside of it, accidentally pulled out the drain-stop, which caused the water to spill over the lid.  After using a plunger I finally got the water back down.  Now I've got a floor covered in pisswater.  Fucking wonderful

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 3:30

The whole drain stop?

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