I need a makeshift fleshlight

Items around the house. Ideas?

Just buy a cheap used one from ebay, you lazy fuck

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used = STDs = no thanks

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DIY projects aren't something that lazy people generally do.

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yo mama

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Pringles tube.

I never tried it but apparently a banana in a toilet roll cardboard tube is a good one

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I hate you

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Email moot with this:

Dear moot,

can you please sort out the spam on world4chan?

example: http://dis.4chan.org/read/img/1251480360/9

thanks

just order a flip hole, much better than fleshlight

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When do you need it by!

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Do you have one?

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NO THANK YOU

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Here's what I do. Once you know how to do it, it's quite cheap, quick and easy to do, and easy to clean.

Step 1:
Gather the following common household objects:

1 x flat utensil (butter knife)

1 x scooping utensil (small spoon)

1 x microwave

1 x permanent marker

2 x quart size ziploc bags
OR
1 x gallon size ziploc bag

1 x condom

8 x rubber bands

1 x jar of peanut butter














Step 2:
Throw all that shit away, go to your computer, and order a real fleshlight, you worthless faggot.

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What's the matter! Can't get a real women!

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Can you?

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I can do whatever I want, sir!

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Can you hold two pieces of dodo in your hand?

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I wouldn't have said that if I were you. I got an A+ for being a badass on the internet.

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What are you, some stupid kid in high school still?

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18 here. I have no problems with women. I'm just saying if you want to fuck a fake vagina, just fucking swallow your pride and buy one, ffs. Building one from scratch because you can't afford *pulls up their page* 40 fucking dollars is even more pathetic than buying it in the first place.

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Please stop discussing things with people who ignore eveything you say and then call you a troll like a ten-year-old.

Tired of seeing MILKRIBS?
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/48840

OP...Just buy one you cheap fuck.  They are like $40 or something now.

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But my mom might open my mail

>>32

She'll be confused as shit then. :)

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Just get out of the house and talk to girls.
Then jerk off behind a dumpster and do it again.

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I'd offer to meet you and deliver in person, but then I'd get on some stupid trap TV show by accident

use dog

Microwave a tangerine.

corn starch and water, like on /b/

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like on /b/
（　≖‿≖）

Sorry, but your cunt looks like dried fruit.

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actually, it reminds me of rotted fruit.

:/

pomegranate

Bend your cock so it fits into your anus. Congrats, you have recursion.

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lol