I need a makeshift fleshlight

Items around the house. Ideas?

Here's what I do. Once you know how to do it, it's quite cheap, quick and easy to do, and easy to clean.

Step 1:
Gather the following common household objects:

1 x flat utensil (butter knife)

1 x scooping utensil (small spoon)

1 x microwave

1 x permanent marker

2 x quart size ziploc bags
OR
1 x gallon size ziploc bag

1 x condom

8 x rubber bands

1 x jar of peanut butter














Step 2:
Throw all that shit away, go to your computer, and order a real fleshlight, you worthless faggot.