Politics

In layman's terms what are the following?:

Socialism
Left wing/Right wing (of political spectrum)
Authoritarianism
Totalitarianism
Conservatism

>>1
It would be more appropriate to ask over here: http://dis.4chan.org/newpol/

>>2
True but I didn't think that board was active....

socialism: you share your gf with your bros
left wing: you prefer foreign pussy
right wing: you prefer domestic pussy
authoritarianism: you beat your gf if she cooks too slow
totalitarianism: you lock up your gf in the basement and use her as sex-slave
conservatism: you're a prude

>>1
there's layman's terms, and then there's layman's "what the guy on the radio says it is".  I'll assume you want educated meanings and not political blowhardism which is what the 2 users of newpol give you when they aren't perusing white nationalism sites.
socialism - economic system seeking to ensure well being of all through various means depending on what specific kind of socialism
left wing - those who sit to the left side of the French parliament and wanted to change the system of governance so that there wouldn't be an inherited economic and ruling elite anymore.  modern meanings are too numerous to mention.
right wing - those who sit to the right side of the French parliament and wanted to keep the system of gevernance with inherited economic and ruling elite.  modern meanings are too numerous to mention.
authoritarianism - system using strong cental command, an authority, a dictator.
totalitarianism - system with extreme authoritarianism, having management of all aspects of society.
conservatism - temperament toward keeping present system or changing only with caution and tentative steps.

>>5
Wow thanks!

>>5
You just had to put that snipe at conservatives in there, huh?

>>7
what snipe, I actually respect a cautious temperament.  it's right in the word:  conserve - conservative

>>5
Wow, what a great post! Anyway, I just wish to make sure of something: On the left wing/right wing spectrum, I was told that in its very simplest form, being on the complete far left is 100% total government, and being on the complete far right is 0% government. When the United States was founded by our Founding Fathers, the Constitutional Republic they formed was somewhere in the middle of these two extremes.

Am I correct at all in this logic? If not, why?

>>8
just kiddin, bro ;-)

>>9
not quite, at least from how I learned it.  at the far left and far right extremes, you get a weird hyperspace meeting of the two ends of infinity where you have totalitarian regimes whose idealogies may be defined differently, but are alike as far as utter lack of personal freedom is concerned.  also, 0% government is anarchy by definition (an- = no, -archy = rule) which is a typical desire of protestors that show up at WTO locations and are labelled as leftists.  rightists for 0% government would be extreme libertarian, but again because of high personal freedom being the opposite of totalitarianism, the left/right stuff doesn't make so much sense at the extremes if you are only using one scale.  so is anarchism the same as libertarianism?  maybe in practice, but the ideas have different historical background in development and people might be more sympathetic to one word over the other.

We can use two or more scales to have a more complicated way to categorize political orientation.  The politicalcompass.org website uses two scales:  left/right for x-axis and authoritarian/libertarian for y-axis.  That means that someone who scores to the left isn't necessarily for lots of government -- they could be anarchist.  And someone who scores to the right isn't necessarily for little government -- they could be fascist.

Yes I'd say that the Founding Fathers were very learned of philosophies and wanted a balance of freedom and order.

>>10
lollers

>>11
Hmm.. good point. politicalcompass.org would definitely map out a more accurate picture. Thank you for the reply. Cheers.

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not quite, at least from how I learned it

>>15
Spill the beans then anus!

MR BEANS

>>17
Mr. Bean's Christmas Special! Remember that one! He got a turkey stuck on his head! wwww

>>18
You had a similar experience ,as mr bean,  in the pool no?

>>19
I'm not understanding here!

The Left7right wing spectrum is oversimplified.

MR Bean was a socialist anarchist

>>22
With a chickens butt on his head! wwwwwwwwww

>>20
When he lost his trunks in the swimming pool. It was EP5 S1.

JEWS

>>4

It's the right that supports free trade, outsourching, and offshoring you idiot.

>>26
Both parties do.

>>1
We all do it together.
I think we should all do it together./ I think you should fuck off.
Do as I say.
Do everything I say, and nothing else.
I don't want to do anything new.

All of those things are jewish lies, designed to seperate the white race.
The only ideology in the past (pre 1800s) was this;
"How can we create a better society?"

In layman's terms what are the following?:

!MILKRIBS4k
Fail. GTFO
JEWS
HOT STRIPPING COEDS
Newfag
RedCream
The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

>>29
jewish[sic] lies
Sounds like you're from Stormfront wwwwwwwwwww

>>30
!MILKRIBS4k
He is an mental troll!
Fail. GTFO
Used when a useless thread is posted and no decent discussion can take place within it.
JEWS
That's from /vip/ It's some silly spammed meme from 2ch.
HOT STRIPPING COEDS
Stupid spam that was on here for a while.
Newfag
A term only morons from /b/ use to describe someone they think is "new". A bit ironic since the morons who use it are actually rather new themselves.
RedCream
Is a guy that pans for gold up in the Yukon. Also posts from time to time with silly messages or random quips.
The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
PoBCI is a time honored tradition in /lounge/ Spread to /jp/ to become a meme over there.

And that's about it, folks.

>>32
>pans for gold up in the Yukon

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>>30
!MILKRIBS4k - a guy who posts here.
Fail. GTFO - annoying spammy thing some guy keeps putting into post #2
JEWS - annoying spammy thing some guy keeps putting everywhere
HOT STRIPPING COEDS - annoying spammy thing...
Newfag - insulting way to refer to newcomer to the b board
RedCream - a guy who posts here.
The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside - annoying spammy thing...

In laymans terms what are the following?


SHINI LASER
Damn near killed 'em
DRINK COCO COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS
Cactaur
pork soda
Hold it there Kodak!

I've had to wind down my panning operations.  Not a good year, this time.  Not like 2008, which was great.  Dunno why; I must have found some fairly poor alluvial deposits.  Like all panning operations, you have to balance out your judgment of a good spot with the option to move when that spot proves nonproductive.  This year, I bet badly.

>>35
Damn near killed 'em
This is in reference to milkribs, who is a rectum.
Milkribs? Damn near killed 'em!

>>37
so why did Stallman get called a rectum?

>>33
QUOTE FAILURE

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>>38
He didn't, I just like using that phrase

Kind of like how that other poster always uses *grabs dick*

>>35
SHINI LASER - some dude WHO ALWAYS POSTED IN ALL CAPS
Damn near killed 'em - rectum?
DRINK COCO COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS - correct spelling is COCA and BROWNNESS with two Ns.  A way to reply to spam is to advertise a refreshing drink.
Cactaur - a cactus character in a video game.  Lounge is cactus-friendly.
pork soda - a dude.
Hold it there Kodak! - MILKRIBS says this, because Bill Cosby said this, and I'm guessing it's like when you take a picture with Kodak film, you say hold it there to the people.

I just remembered, the band Primus had an album called Pork Soda, yes?

>>42
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_Soda

Yep

pork soda the poster is...an interesting character

>>42
It's weird pork soda is an Arab. Yet he makes references to non-kosher meat.

Why do americans think obama is a communist? Why do americans think socialism is communism?

>>45
they are a proudly ignorant and dim people

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