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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 10:19

I have decided I am going to convert to Scientology! It seems like a good religion! It is a religion trolls hate! I hate trolls so it would probably be good for me! I could become some sort of anti-troll messiah! I would beat anyones ass off who tries to harass me! I could even report them to the RCMP!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-29 10:21

>>1
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 10:49

>>1
Newsflash: You need money to become a Scientologist

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 10:53

>>1
Listen here, anus. I have heard numerous retarded claims from your filthy mouth, but this tops all.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 10:58

>>3
I can get money! Anyone can!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-29 11:01

>>5
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 11:06

I have decided I am going to convert to Scientology!

Step one of ruining your life. I thought you had a scientific mind?

It seems like a good religion!

Religion is a man made construct what makes this one different to all the others?

It is a religion trolls hate!

A very sweeping statement.

I hate trolls so it would probably be good for me!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Worked well for Hitler.

I could become some sort of anti-troll messiah!

Unwarranted self importance. This will just make people make more fun of you.

I won't bother with the rest.

I don't expect a coherent answer to this rebuttal. He'll just call me a troll or spout "NO THANK YOU".

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 12:06

>>7
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:09

>>8
Wow you have truly prooved that you are more of a moron than I thought you were.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:38

Convert to Kibology instead

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:40

Kibo still posts on USENET, too...after all these years.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 12:41

>>10
What's that! Is it anti-troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:43

>>12
Dude, you've never heard of Kibo? Jesus man, where have you been?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Parry

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 12:45

>>13
Sounds like a joke religion!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:46

>>14
Well, duh! Of course it is. You should join anyway. It might be fun!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 12:50

Maybe I should become an monk, or an cult leader or something!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-29 12:51

>>16
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 12:58

I think that the anus should join. Do the /b/ kids still fight it? We could direct them to milkyboy, they will all enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 13:06

>>16
THE CULT OF THE ANUS

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 13:16

>>20
Hold it there Kodak!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-29 13:17

>>21
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 13:38

>>16
You could be the next Jim Jones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 15:13

>>21
Hello Randy! Why don't you eat some hamburgers?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-29 15:37

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-29 15:43

>>25
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 15:48

When you try their e-reader or whatever they call the thetan measurement device, be sure to say, "oh hey, is this thing supposed to make my weiner all tingly?"

Name: McMicrosoft 2009-08-29 15:53

How do I converted to Scientology?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 16:22

>>25
lol you live in a trailer park don't you, Sebastian?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 17:26

>>29
He's called Thomas. His full name is Thomas Anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 17:48

>>30
Are you confusing him with Thomas Aquianus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 8:29

ALL HAIL XENU

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