That's it

I have decided I am going to convert to Scientology! It seems like a good religion! It is a religion trolls hate! I hate trolls so it would probably be good for me! I could become some sort of anti-troll messiah! I would beat anyones ass off who tries to harass me! I could even report them to the RCMP!

I have decided I am going to convert to Scientology!

Step one of ruining your life. I thought you had a scientific mind?

It seems like a good religion!

Religion is a man made construct what makes this one different to all the others?

It is a religion trolls hate!

A very sweeping statement.

I hate trolls so it would probably be good for me!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Worked well for Hitler.

I could become some sort of anti-troll messiah!

Unwarranted self importance. This will just make people make more fun of you.

I won't bother with the rest.

I don't expect a coherent answer to this rebuttal. He'll just call me a troll or spout "NO THANK YOU".