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I was pedaling as fast as possible! I had no time to stop! They are fast bastards! I didn't have no peanut butter! >>3
I am a Canadian citizen! I can not run for president, sir!
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You should be our Prime Minister, sir!
Why do the Bloc Québécois run for federal positions if they don't want to be a part of Canada? How would they fill in all those vacancies if Quebec suddenly became separate?
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Anonymous2009-08-28 0:08
>>10
Because they are dicks. And they tend to have other policies that the people actually like and so represent the people's interests accordingly. They'd be great if they weren't separatist dicks.
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Anonymous2009-08-28 3:14
With all dude respect, the moose bicycle story could be made into a ballad, a folk legend, a chunk of Canadiana, a song sung by children.
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Anonymous2009-08-28 3:53
Get this: A big anus that can talk and feel? wwwwwww
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MILKRIBS Fan!Anus3nMVO22009-08-28 3:57
A big anus that feels compassion for all living things.
>>1
Fascinating. I bet your life is full of such amusing stories. Too bad that you have no friends outside of the Internet to share the stories (or "storys", as you call them. English isn't hard, you know).