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I just got back from a bike ride! On my way home I saw a moose! It chased me for a good 2 miles! Swear to god! wwwwwwwwww

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I was pedaling as fast as possible! I had no time to stop! They are fast bastards! I didn't have no peanut butter!
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I am a Canadian citizen! I can not run for president, sir!