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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:07


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:09

Beautiful

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:10

>>1
Fuck off, troll! You know I would like to meet you, really! You would not like what would happen at that meet up!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:11

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:12

>>3
You're talking to a cactus, bro

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:15

>>5
He is not a real cactus! There is a human face behind the troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:16

>>6
Me like sausage partys!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:17

>>7
You keep saying queer stuff, you're going to get beaten!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:17

>>8
That was cleaver!

Name: Van Hauzer 2009-08-26 9:38

>>8
Don't worry bro, I've got your back!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:44

>>6
What this face? ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:50

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:57

>>12
fuck off nigger

Name: Cactus 2009-08-26 17:00

Brother Cactaur, are you there?  I sense Mystical Mouse -- THAT RASCAL! -- sneaking about.  Be alert!  Even flinging 1k needles at him will not delay his approach.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 17:09

>>13
* African American
>>14
OUT OF MY /lounge/!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 17:11

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:46

>>15
OUT OF MY /lounge/!

What makes this board yours?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:46

>>15
This is NOT YOUR /lounge/!

Name: Cactaur 2009-08-26 17:49

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Right here bro.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 17:54

>>17
>>18
It is all our /lounge/! But I think most would agree with me!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 17:57

>>20
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:57

>>20
Fuck off you convuluted anus.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 18:14

>>20
I'd agree with >>22. At least when it comes to liking cacti and you being an anus.

Name: RedCream 2009-08-26 19:07

>>19
Perhaps we should revert to our native Cactese, to plot the downfall of Mystical Mouse.  Sechezdwe nywah?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 0:26

>>20
oh you silly sausage

Name: Cactus 2009-08-27 8:06

>>24
That's not Cactese!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-27 8:53

Everyone ITT is forgetting there sage!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-27 8:55

>>27
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 11:34

>>27
Where sage? How dumb can you get?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 12:12

>>27
sage =/=  cactus

lern2genus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 3:20

Oh Kenneth was a cactus, and very good cactus was he.
He would sit in the sun and get things done
And didn't take sugar in his tea.

Name: yage 2009-08-28 3:36

ayahuasca

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:34

>>31
What did I tell you about opening your yapper to spew shit ever were! QUIET!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 8:35

>>33
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 8:44


Of all the plants I know
Cactus is the best
It can pass easily
Even the toughest test.

It has neither fragrance
And very rarely a pretty flower
Of several sharp thorns
It wears a prickly cover.

In the arid desert sands
Where no flower can bloom
The cactus grows in glory
And dispels the traveler’s gloom.

A braver creation of Mother Nature
One can hardly ever find
The cactus teaches us a lesson
We should forever keep in mind.

When life is easy and smooth
Almost anyone can succeed
But surviving when the going is bumpy
Is a great feat indeed!

Let us try to be like the cactus
Battling every adversity
And with courage turn every calamity
Into a glorious opportunity.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:46

>>35
Hold it there Kodak!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 8:46

>>36
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 8:47

>>36

I AM A CACTUS I am a pet that needs no food. I have no bark; I have no mood. Look on my back, there is no fur. I'm only smooth or prickly, I know for sure. I need some water, maybe once a week, I can drink it with no beak. What pet am I; can you guess? I am a wonderful, green CACTUS!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:59

>>38
You are prickly, and hurt people! You smell funny, and ruin peoples lives! You are an troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 9:01

>>39
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:06

>>39
Thou art a rectum!

Name: RedCream 2009-08-28 9:12

THE GREAT CACTUS-MILKRIBS WAR HAS BEGUN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:33


excuse the cactus
thirsting on the sill
excuse its quills
stuck out:
they're only an attempt
at self-defense.
see how it bleeds
to fossils the old sand
itself looking to be such
a fussy fossil.
not quite futile.
it should require
some sort of guile
some genius
to subsist on sun
some lake sand
(have both for free!)
and come out looking
freshly green,
(juicy even)
as if in spite of
as if in fun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 10:06

Not only am I with the cacti, but I also am against the anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 10:36

>>44
Amen brother. Rid lounge of the anus! REVOLUTION!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 10:47

>>44
You're against an anus! Sounds queer, bro!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 10:50

>>46
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:16

>>46
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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:22

Homogenization of food crops is a terrible idea and leaves us vulnerable to a disease-triggered food shortage which would never happen otherwise due to genetic diversity. The introduction of reproductively successful GM crops into the wild may cause such a homogenization. Genetic weaknesses we don't understand may migrate from GM foods into wild species. Without a diverse collection of wild species, the possibility of resistance against future unknown pathogens is much smaller.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 12:25

>>49
There is some exceptions however of animals/plants which are completely useless!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:29

>>50
You are a prime example.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 14:05

>>51
I like your style.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 14:44

>>51
You are a prime example of an troll, sir!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 14:48

>>53
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 15:05

>>53
You are a prime example of someone who doesn't know how to use an ``an'' *AND* someone who likes the word ``troll'' to the point of misusing it in every post.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 15:17

>>55
I have never misused the word troll, sir!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 15:18

>>56
That was cleaver!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 15:21

>>56
You also excel at ignoring posts, or parts thereof, that reveal the sad truth about you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 15:38

>>39
They don't hurt you if you pet them correctly.

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