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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:07


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:09

Beautiful

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:10

>>1
Fuck off, troll! You know I would like to meet you, really! You would not like what would happen at that meet up!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:11

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:12

>>3
You're talking to a cactus, bro

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:15

>>5
He is not a real cactus! There is a human face behind the troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:16

>>6
Me like sausage partys!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 9:17

>>7
You keep saying queer stuff, you're going to get beaten!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 9:17

>>8
That was cleaver!

Name: Van Hauzer 2009-08-26 9:38

>>8
Don't worry bro, I've got your back!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:44

>>6
What this face? ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:50

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 9:57

>>12
fuck off nigger

Name: Cactus 2009-08-26 17:00

Brother Cactaur, are you there?  I sense Mystical Mouse -- THAT RASCAL! -- sneaking about.  Be alert!  Even flinging 1k needles at him will not delay his approach.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 17:09

>>13
* African American
>>14
OUT OF MY /lounge/!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 17:11

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:46

>>15
OUT OF MY /lounge/!

What makes this board yours?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:46

>>15
This is NOT YOUR /lounge/!

Name: Cactaur 2009-08-26 17:49

>>14

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Right here bro.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-26 17:54

>>17
>>18
It is all our /lounge/! But I think most would agree with me!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-26 17:57

>>20
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 17:57

>>20
Fuck off you convuluted anus.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 18:14

>>20
I'd agree with >>22. At least when it comes to liking cacti and you being an anus.

Name: RedCream 2009-08-26 19:07

>>19
Perhaps we should revert to our native Cactese, to plot the downfall of Mystical Mouse.  Sechezdwe nywah?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 0:26

>>20
oh you silly sausage

Name: Cactus 2009-08-27 8:06

>>24
That's not Cactese!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-27 8:53

Everyone ITT is forgetting there sage!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-27 8:55

>>27
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 11:34

>>27
Where sage? How dumb can you get?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 12:12

>>27
sage =/=  cactus

lern2genus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 3:20

Oh Kenneth was a cactus, and very good cactus was he.
He would sit in the sun and get things done
And didn't take sugar in his tea.

Name: yage 2009-08-28 3:36

ayahuasca

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:34

>>31
What did I tell you about opening your yapper to spew shit ever were! QUIET!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 8:35

>>33
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 8:44


Of all the plants I know
Cactus is the best
It can pass easily
Even the toughest test.

It has neither fragrance
And very rarely a pretty flower
Of several sharp thorns
It wears a prickly cover.

In the arid desert sands
Where no flower can bloom
The cactus grows in glory
And dispels the traveler’s gloom.

A braver creation of Mother Nature
One can hardly ever find
The cactus teaches us a lesson
We should forever keep in mind.

When life is easy and smooth
Almost anyone can succeed
But surviving when the going is bumpy
Is a great feat indeed!

Let us try to be like the cactus
Battling every adversity
And with courage turn every calamity
Into a glorious opportunity.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:46

>>35
Hold it there Kodak!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 8:46

>>36
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 8:47

>>36

I AM A CACTUS I am a pet that needs no food. I have no bark; I have no mood. Look on my back, there is no fur. I'm only smooth or prickly, I know for sure. I need some water, maybe once a week, I can drink it with no beak. What pet am I; can you guess? I am a wonderful, green CACTUS!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-28 8:59

>>38
You are prickly, and hurt people! You smell funny, and ruin peoples lives! You are an troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-28 9:01

>>39
You're an anus!

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