Took my date to McDonald's

Short story long: I finally managed to hook up a date with a friend's friend through facebook. We decided to go to the cinema and then have something to eat.

I paid the gasoline that got us to the cinema. I paid for the cinema tickets, and after having a good time watching "Julie & Julia" I asked her what she wanted to eat. At first she was like "maybe something greek or italian, I don't know. Why don't you decide."

Well, I decided, and we went to McDonald's. I could really feel how she went from interested in me, to just wanting to get the fuck away from me. She hardly ate the salad she ordered (and which I paid for). She didn't respond to my phone calls or messages later, and she deleted me from her friends list today....

What's the deal with women and only wanting to have US pay THEIR expensive dinners at hipster italian and foreign restaurants?! What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?

Hi M<3<3t!

Should've made that bitch pay for her salad and tickets. Ungrateful cunts like her deserve rapists or serial killers (or both).

What is this the '50s?! That bitch should be paying for half of everything and should have been grateful that he even payed for her.

For fuck sake woman there's starving children in China

I somehow feel this thread should have a tag of [I'm very full of hate]. Just a thought.

Wow r9k is producing copypasta.

>>1
take your text spam somewhere else lol

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

jerks

Thank you OP for voicing out my concerns as well.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. FAIL.

She was testing you, you idiot.. You should have taken her to a greek or italian  restaurant and not McDonald's.

Epic fail.

I paid the gasoline that got us to the cinema

Stopped reading right there.

>>9
Have you ever noticed how its only ever 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed these days?
"He/she was the perfect son/daughter" or "they were such a prefect couple" or "the perfect family killed in tragic accident"
Does it make you glad your a cunt?

>What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?
Everything

>>12
Any bitch that would pull that shit isn't worth my time.  Epic fail indeed.

Should've done a dutch pay at a restaurant. Going to mcdonalds is suicide.

>>13
Why? You got so angry about him paying for gas that you couldn't bear to read the rest? Wowzers, lighten up.

Some carrots and potatoes and an onion.. a couple spices.
Make a soup.

Make some dough. Flatten. Cook

Eat.

Pennies..

I once took my date to the italian restaurant. I am friends the cook who works there.
I ordered us some spaghetti and good wine, we had a great time. Afterwords i persuaded her to check out how the chef managed to cook such great food, my friend showed us how it is to be done. He then showed us the freezing room. I put my arms slowly on her shoulders and then i slowly moved them towards her neck, when i was close enough i pulled her towards me and interlocked her neck with my arms. The cook then punched in her stomach, i made sure she did not escape while he went for a rope. We then tied her up and bound her against the wall. I then fucked her form behind while my friend did her from front, she had a nice ass.
After we were done he then called the owner of the restaurant, he also brought some fiends who all had a great time with my date. After all of us were done, my friend butchered her and hung the meat, while we a few beers and chated a bit, my friend then joined us and we played a game of cards.
My friend then wanted to pay me for the meat, but i refused since we were good friends, but he insisted that he would pay for our dinner.
We had such a really great time and hope to do it again soon.

Guys, this is from a stickied thread that moot made on /r9k/ last year. He made up the story to troll.

Guys, YHBT