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Took my date to McDonald's

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 0:04

Short story long: I finally managed to hook up a date with a friend's friend through facebook. We decided to go to the cinema and then have something to eat.

I paid the gasoline that got us to the cinema. I paid for the cinema tickets, and after having a good time watching "Julie & Julia" I asked her what she wanted to eat. At first she was like "maybe something greek or italian, I don't know. Why don't you decide."

Well, I decided, and we went to McDonald's. I could really feel how she went from interested in me, to just wanting to get the fuck away from me. She hardly ate the salad she ordered (and which I paid for). She didn't respond to my phone calls or messages later, and she deleted me from her friends list today....

What's the deal with women and only wanting to have US pay THEIR expensive dinners at hipster italian and foreign restaurants?! What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 10:25

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

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