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Should I join a cult?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:12

I am sick and tired of society. It's too complicated for me. I think I should find a nice cult. I give up all my possessions (except my computer) and go live in the cult house. Do some mindless work, get married to whomever the cult leader picks out for me, do some cult stuff (I guess they sing and pray alot) and the rest of the time I can spend on 4chan. I won't have to deal with problems and stress related to housing, jobs, relations. Everything is taken care of for me. Anyone know a nice cult like this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:16

Sorry, but most cults aren't going to allow you to use the internet.  You could be an undercover reporter or cop, or come across something that casues you to become disillusioned with them

Your best be, assuming you're white, is to find some Christian Patriot/Neo-Nazi survivalist group.  Tell them you visit Stormfront

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:25

Yeah, join a cult of anus. It's not like it's more retarded than any other cult.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-24 14:27

Don't join a cult, it always ends badly and you should know this!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:32

Anonymous is a cult. We are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:46

>>2
What if I can convince I'll only use the internet to spread the word and gain new recruits. I don't want to join Nazi movements.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-24 15:13

>>5
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-24 15:13

>>7
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 15:21

>>7
What's wrong numbnuts, worried anonymous will hax you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 16:08

>>9
Had I been an anus, I'd be worried too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 16:51

>>5
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 17:09

I think a knife-hand to the windpipe or knuckles to the temple oughta work just fine. Down like a sack of potatos.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 17:18

>>11
But...I use BBcode ! I am one of you!!11

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 17:27

>>13
（　´_ゝ`）

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 12:11

http://www.ramtha.com

Or you could always just start your own cult. Be sure to destroy peoples confidence by filling them with self doubt, attacking their psyche and promising enlightenment.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 14:28

>>15
It's too complicated for me

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-25 15:01

We should form some sort of /lounge/ cult!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-25 15:07

>>17
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 15:29

>>17
Sure! You can be the anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 19:10

>>16
Lying and creating nonsense is not complicated, just ask anusboy

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-25 20:10

>>19
NO THANK YOU
There would be no hierarchy in our cult! We would all be equal!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-25 20:15

>>21
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 20:23

>>21
Except the anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 3:53

>>21
Ah ok. But you're forgetting. All layers in the hierachy are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-26 8:23

>>24
Not in a /lounge/ cult, we would all have the same possessions and everything!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-26 8:24

>>25
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 9:10

>>25
All equal... except the anus!

Name: L. Ron Hubbard !OneY94Juoc 2009-07-28 16:40

join scientology

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 0:02

duh

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 10:29

Become a buddhist

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 11:32

Don't listen to >>30

People will laugh at you if you become Buddhist

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 13:53

>>31
Yes, but being a Buddhist means not giving a flying fuck
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