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Should I join a cult?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:12

I am sick and tired of society. It's too complicated for me. I think I should find a nice cult. I give up all my possessions (except my computer) and go live in the cult house. Do some mindless work, get married to whomever the cult leader picks out for me, do some cult stuff (I guess they sing and pray alot) and the rest of the time I can spend on 4chan. I won't have to deal with problems and stress related to housing, jobs, relations. Everything is taken care of for me. Anyone know a nice cult like this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 14:16

Sorry, but most cults aren't going to allow you to use the internet.  You could be an undercover reporter or cop, or come across something that casues you to become disillusioned with them

Your best be, assuming you're white, is to find some Christian Patriot/Neo-Nazi survivalist group.  Tell them you visit Stormfront

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