Welp, I'm going to kill myself today

On Tuesday my mother came back from vacation and revealed to me that I had until 4 pm today to basically pack my things and leave. I have been living with her for a year and a half and basically haven't done anything.

Anyway, I changed the lock on the door and put tape around it so no locksmith can get in. The only way that door is opening is if it's barged through. And as a reformed thief, I have to say that wont be easy. It's pretty sturdy.

I bought a bunch of charcoal and lighter fluid and put it into the bathtub. I closed and locked all the windows. When my mother comes to the door I'm going to try one final time to work it out with her. If that fails and any attempts are made to break into my house, I'm going to light the charcoal, finish my beers and wait to die.

A day with suicide is a like a night that never ends.

stick it in her pooper

Make sure you die with your computer next to you so you can take it into the afterlife and keep us updated

Why! Your a fucking nerd, man up!

>>5
You're an anus!

But what of your dream to take a package of weiners, cut and arrange them to resemble Stonehenge, and place a card next to the creation that says "Weinerhenge" on it?

>>5
What about my fucking nerd? Sadly enough, your grammar is getting worse and worse, Mr. Anus. :(

lemme see if I got this right

your a lazy mooch who wont get a job. You want your mommy to provide for you forever.

yeah ok big guy

>>7
Why, he'd be the toast of the town!

>>8
I am in a hurry recently, there is much to be done!

>>11
You're an anus!

>>11
Like being an anus?