Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 13:43
On Tuesday my mother came back from vacation and revealed to me that I had until 4 pm today to basically pack my things and leave. I have been living with her for a year and a half and basically haven't done anything.
Anyway, I changed the lock on the door and put tape around it so no locksmith can get in. The only way that door is opening is if it's barged through. And as a reformed thief, I have to say that wont be easy. It's pretty sturdy.
I bought a bunch of charcoal and lighter fluid and put it into the bathtub. I closed and locked all the windows. When my mother comes to the door I'm going to try one final time to work it out with her. If that fails and any attempts are made to break into my house, I'm going to light the charcoal, finish my beers and wait to die.
Anyway, I changed the lock on the door and put tape around it so no locksmith can get in. The only way that door is opening is if it's barged through. And as a reformed thief, I have to say that wont be easy. It's pretty sturdy.
I bought a bunch of charcoal and lighter fluid and put it into the bathtub. I closed and locked all the windows. When my mother comes to the door I'm going to try one final time to work it out with her. If that fails and any attempts are made to break into my house, I'm going to light the charcoal, finish my beers and wait to die.