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How do i learn to trust women again?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:24

Almost every woman i have ever met lied to me. I've met someone i really like, but my pavlovian conditioning won't let me trust her.
This girl is fucking perfect for me, the best I've met in fucking years. If i could trust her it would be awesome. What the fuck do i do? I know it's kinda lame posting this here, but when we aren't trolling milkribs, i see some intelligent posters and value your opinions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:44

Trust her with what

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:44

Hax her anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:45

>>2
Clearly with the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:50

>>2
Trust her to only get the pleasure of being cummed inside from me

Name: pork soda 2009-07-21 19:14

I believe you should give her small "tests" (disguised as something else) that could prove her loyalty.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:22

>>6
Meh, i adv they would all be obvious. But you intrigue me, elaborate if you could. What kind of tests?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-21 19:27

Why don't you trust women in specific! Men, women, they can both be cruel!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-21 19:33

>>8
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:53

>>8
Well, men have done bad things to me too. Part of this is people i thought were friends who slept with my woman. That's besides the point though, i stick to people i know i can trust. Well as much as i can.
I've been lied to by women the most though, believed complete fabrications for for a long time more than once.
You're only young thomas, i hope you never have to learn this yourself. Some people don't

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:40

Focus on the good in her.  I doubt all the past women were planning on lying to you from the start, so accept her as a new beginning

Don't know if that makes sense, I can't really think of any other way to put it

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:44

Don't need to trust women..  just fuck them whatever it takes

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:53

>>11
If they didn't mean to lie to me at first, that makes it even worse! She could be completely genuine but change later after gaining my trust.
Actually you are right, out of all the bitches only about a quarter of them i would say knew they were going to lie from the start.
I will try and see the good in her though, just don't want to be taken for a ride again.
>>12
You sound like one of my asshole ex-friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 22:34

>>13

Just fuck a whore, man..  you'll feel better about women afterwards..  or your money back!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 0:15

>>5
You make marriage a condition of receiving your penis.  If she won't commit, tell her to squeeze her own tit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 0:23

>>1
never trust in any women fucking lier bitches deserve to die

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 0:38

Well, i guess i expected this reaction

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 2:43

My minds playing tricks on me

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 3:31

If you want commitment, you need to take advantage of whatever is in society that promotes it.  Depending where you live, it could be arranged marriage, social or legal consequence to fornication and adultery or whatever.  If you just keep bouncing from chick to chick screwing, like a pinball, with no push to commitment, it's no surprise someone screws on someone else sooner or later.  Either get a formal commitment, or just enter into an agreement that you'll both be screwing around.  Maybe you could go to orgies and shit together.  But don't get sucked into the limbo of expecting commitment when you've both been bouncing from gonad to gonad and wondering if you'll stick better this time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 3:49

I don't know why you've had such bad luck with girls, it seems you just keep going for the dishonest common as muck types. You need to set your standards a bit higher, not in terms of attractiveness but in terms of girlfriendability. Make sure you spend 6 months getting to know them inside and out, then ask them to be your girlfriend. Make sure they're devoted and awesome. Don't go into these 3-6 month contracts, they suck and you'll just lose faith in females to the point where you're single for the rest of your life. So like, be a bit more open but at the same time make sure she's the one before commiting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:56

>>19-20
Twice I've typed out a long answer to this, twice it has crashed my phone browser. Thanks for the advice guys, i appreciate it, but it's all stuff i'm already doing, have been for an age :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 12:05

yes all women lie. just stick it in the pooper

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 13:23

>>22
Be assured i will. At least this young lady has already been added to my photo collection.
I call it "mammary lane"

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 13:26

>>22
With that attitude it looks like some needs to back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-22 13:30

>>24
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:46

This fucking sucks. Posting from a pub toilet. I wish i could trust her. When i'm with her all doubts normally fade away, but all this discussion makes me think.
Fucking poison apple

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 19:48

>>26
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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 19:56

>>26
How you getting internet! Wifi, right! Maybe you shouldn't /lounge/ from the throne!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 20:03

>>28
Perhaps he's using the Internet access service provided to him by his wireless carrier?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 20:08

>>29
wwwww sorry I live in Canada!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-22 20:09

>>30
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 20:22

>>30
What's that suppose to mean? Cell phone providers don't provide Internet access to their customers' phones in Canada?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 21:11

>>32
At insanely high rates which make it impossible to use practically! Example: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/26/adam-savage-gets-110.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 21:13

>>33
Holy Jesus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 23:14

I was right. She's a whore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 23:17

This is why the muslims kill us.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 0:34

I dunno. She doesn't want to commit. Claims she doesn't want to see anyone else though. Wtf.
At this point I've just shut off all emotions and will simply use her for sex. Feels shit though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 0:36

I guess i'm being made a fool of. Again.
God knows why. I'm a good man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 1:01

You are a fornicator and so is she, same shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 1:56

Who's who in this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 6:56

Good news everyone! No it's not professor farnsworth, it's me, OP and >>38 amongst other posts.
I told her i wasn't going to put up with this bullshit and be used because i was sick of it, and she suddenly realised that she did want to be committed (inb4 asylum jokes) to me after all. Let's see how shit goes, like Tom Petty says, even the losers get lucky sometime.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 8:20

never trust in any women fucking lier bitches deserve to die

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 22:03

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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-23 22:11

>>43
Such foul language out of the cats mouth!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-23 22:16

>>44
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 0:08

>>43
FAIL. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 0:23

>>46
Listen here, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 8:02

World Football Challenge

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 15:37

262  Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-24 08:02

    World Football Challenge

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 12:39

50 GET
Ps, I'm still with her \o/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 12:40

50 GET
Ps, I'm still with her \o/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 12:40

50 GET
Ps, I'm still with her \o/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 12:41

50 GET
Ps, I'm still with her \o/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 16:50

Stupid phone, why you triple post?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 13:13

Bampu. The relationship continues. I don't get to see her as much these days as I am now at uni in another town, but we usually see each other a few days a week at least at the weekends. She comes over to visit a lot too, when she doesn't have her own educational commitments.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 13:24

That's good to hear

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 15:22

What if she discovers this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 15:40

>>57
Then it will be like Densha Otoko...kind of

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 15:44

>>57
She knows I post here, has seen me do it plenty of times. She probably couldn't find the BBS though. I doubt she'll see it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 15:45

Anyway, she would be more pissed off if she found this
http://twitter.com/stupidgf

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 15:46

>>58
I have yet to watch that dorama.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 16:32

This is why you shouldn't trust women.

http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/res/6986262#6986387

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 16:41

>>62
Shame on you for even mentioning that decrepit titwank waste of bandwidth!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 16:43

>>62
Yeah, of course women gossip about fucking everything, including sex.
Me and a few friends call it the secret girls underground network.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 18:01

Sometimes women will do it when they think no one else can hear, despite the fact that there are TWENTY OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE ROOM AND WE CAN CLEARLY HEAR YOU.  WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S SMEGMA!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 18:25

>>65
Speak for yourself!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-07 21:11

I subvert their conversations by discussing my hentai doujin with them.  They'll think twice about chattering away like that next time

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 15:11

Well, that was a nice relationship while it lasted.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 19:58

>>6
I remember this post! I pretended I was pork soda for some reason....Ah, good times ! *sniff sniff*

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 20:03

>>70
I'm really happy for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 20:20

>>71
You ought to be, punk!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 6:47

Sigh

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 8:16

I'll say this though, going out with her did help me to trust women more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 19:05

Haha, silly women took me back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 20:10

Thank God she took me back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 2:27

Simple, everything that a woman does is good whether you like it or not. The only thing to keep a woman in check with is between her word and her actions. That's it.

Ask her why she didn't keep her promises. If it sounds like an excuse and not an actual reason...go after the excuse to get more details. Find out what is really going on.

That's about it...

:/

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-20 5:06

Well, looks like it's finished for good this time. I bent over backwards for her too. Oh well, fuck it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-20 6:39

Still, it's not all bad. I cracked another wireless network today.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 13:15

>>1
If you're trolling Milkribs, you should stay far away from women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 18:56

R3L4T10N5H1P 1S SUP4R L337 T3HR3D L0L
Translation: Relationship is super elite thread lol
Sarcasm filter: Why the hell are you posting a thread about your relationship[shit] on 4chan, faggot.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 2:41

Spent all Christmas with her. Still not back together. I still love her. She claims she still loves me. What a fucking crock.
The stupid thing is I dumped my last gf, a seventeen year old blonde blue-eyed girl who fed me lots of coke, just so I could have a chance at getting my ex back. Well, I didn't get her back, but at least I got to fuck her again a bit.
Later today though, I leave my hometown and go back to my uni town. And the whole thing was pointless. Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:17

>>82
Desperate?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 3:19

>>83
I'd do anything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:35

>>82
got to fuck her again a bit.
Elaborate.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 3:41

>>85
It's been like we were back together. Shit, she even spent Christmas  day  with me and my family. We spent new years  together. We haven't been apart  for more  than a few hours.
And yes, we.'ve been fucking and telling each other we love each other. It's a real headfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:43

I want to drink with you, discuss girls, then punch the shit out of you. I really do want to do all of these.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:49

I just want to punch the shit out of him. This is /lounge/, not Facebook.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 3:51

>>87
Well  if you're ever in England let me know. That can be  arranged.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 3:53

>>88
I can hardly pour my  heart out on facebook. Everyone knows who I am.
Besides, I can post what I want. You don't run this place. Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:55

>>88
I too, wish to punch the shit out of him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:59

>>90
Ok, I understand you can't post this stuff on Facebook. Go to Yahoo! Answers or /adv/ or /r9k/, then. Anywhere but here.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 4:05

>>92
Those places are full of morons though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:08

>>90
I don't blame you.
There are, however, much more supportive/intelligent chan-like BBS's for this.
Yet I do not have the... capability... to reveal their location...

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:08

>>93
/lounge/ isn't? This place is for bickering over American/British spellings, making racist posts and tsking them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 5:03

If the rude louts would get some manners, we wouldn't have to take the corrective measures, would we.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 5:14

>>96
Tsk.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 7:57

well done shitting up another thread guys.
To those that offered advice, thanks.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-02 14:49

I left her while she was still sleeping. I thought it would be best. We always have stupidly emotional goodbyes normally. Yes, I know you all think I'm gay.
So I walked out while she was still asleep, to avoid all the same shit over again, and she sent me his message.
Just got your txt...wish u had come and woke me to say bye...I had something for you before you went. I've really enjoyed spending time with you again, even though we could have ripped each others hair out at times. Was right lonely when i woke up alone and expected you to be next to me :( I hope you have/had a safe journey and hopefully i will be able to come and see you soon. Take care L33tUK, hope your flu buggers off soon.xx

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 15:01

100 get

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 15:08

100 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 16:24

>>96
Exactly.

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