/lounge/ - Anal Insurance

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 16:55

Hello /Lounge/,

I would like to insure your anus.

Did you know:

There are at least 100 anus related accidents per month? No I bet you didn't. Medical bills will be very expensive in the recession. It's better to be safe than sorry.

The anus is a vital part of the body; without it you couldn't defacate. Let alone eat.

I'm poor please by some insurance? =D

If youa are interested please send me monies to my páypal.

Thank you.

Name: pork soda 2009-07-20 16:57

The anus is a vital part of the body; without it you couldn't defacate. Let alone eat.

WRONG!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 16:58

Hmmm... MILKRIBS offered me a quote of 15 dollars a year for anus insurance. Could I receive a quote from your organization? However, his insurance differs in that he can insure me that he is no anus, whereas your service offers anus protection.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-20 17:12

This is ridiculous! _{back to /b/, plz}

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-20 17:14

>>4
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:02

>>1
This cheered me up. Thanks

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-21 20:21

>>6
Q: Are you a troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-21 20:23

>>7
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:28

>>7
No, it really cheered me up

Name: RedCream 2009-07-21 22:11

Does an insured anus affect your exposure to Milkribs?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:33

>>2
You're an anus!

>>3
I can assure you I can beat that sheister's price by 10%, in fact I gurantee it!^*

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^*For legal reasons I must point out that the gurantee is not legally binding.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 9:40

>>10
Cream, I'm getting really tired of you! Were do you live!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-22 9:47

>>12
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:56

>>12
Hope you have insurance, Milkribs, cause I just ruptured your anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:13

>>10
I'm afraid that costs extra, sorry.

But i'll throw in premium cover on the off chance someone tries to shove a butt plug into you, for free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:34

>>14
U MENA HAXD?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 19:15

>>11
>>3 here, hmm... sounds good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 7:49

I need a quote please.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-13 8:08

>>18
Forgot your sage, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 11:39

>>19
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

Name: 2013-01-13 15:46

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 6:54

>>22

whata fuck man

Anal Insurance

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 16:55

2 Name: pork soda 2009-07-20 16:57

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 16:58

4 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-20 17:12

5 Name: Anusymous 2009-07-20 17:14

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:02

7 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-21 20:21

8 Name: Anusymous 2009-07-21 20:23

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:28

10 Name: RedCream 2009-07-21 22:11

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:33

12 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-22 9:40

13 Name: Anusymous 2009-07-22 9:47

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:56

15 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:13

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:34

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 19:15

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 7:49

19 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-13 8:08

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 11:39

22 Name: 2013-01-13 15:46

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 6:54

24 Name: 2013-01-24 20:42