Anal Insurance

Hello /Lounge/,

I would like to insure your anus.

Did you know:

There are at least 100 anus related accidents per month? No I bet you didn't. Medical bills will be very expensive in the recession. It's better to be safe than sorry.

The anus is a vital part of the body; without it you couldn't defacate. Let alone eat.

I'm poor please by some insurance? =D


If youa are interested please send me monies to my páypal.


Thank you.

Hmmm... MILKRIBS offered me a quote of 15 dollars a year for anus insurance. Could I receive a quote from your organization? However, his insurance differs in that he can insure me that he is no anus, whereas your service offers anus protection.